KYPack
ESPN's Power Rankings of Head Coaches
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, 04-10-2011 at 02:51 PM (125464 Views)
[QUOTE=KYPack;586873]Up and comers.
Raheem Morris Tampa Bay Bucs. Outgoing young coach with solid pro background. Reminds me of a Sean Payton type. Aggressive, risk-reward kind of guy
Jim Schwartz Detroit Lions. Old school but in a new wave kind of way. Preaches hitting and never say die approach. Tough guy who wants his team to kick butt, the Lions played us tougher than some more well heralded teams last season. A Marty Schott kind of guy, he looks to have the Lions going in the right direction.
Steve Spagnuolo Saint Louis. A formerD Coordinator who wants his team to hit, while playing up-tempo football. He’s the guy who finally gets St Looey out of their 2000’s slump.
Poop the Bed Candidates
Todd Haley Chiefs. He might bring it off, but….
The combo of Haley and former Pat GM Scott Pioli looked like a brilliant move by Lamar Hunt’s kid as Prexy of the Chiefs. The Chefs (on purpose sp) have made a huge turnaround under these two guys, but things started to come apart. Haley needs a special intern to help him carry around his hugely swelled head. Pioli may have to get a new guy in there as everyone gets sick of Haley’s egomania.
Tony Sparano Dolphins. I say this one facetiously. The Dolphins played good teams well last year and had some very tough losses. Tough Tony has to get a QB in there to save his job, but I like his approach to the game. He has to have a good year with his rabbi Bill P gone, so it could get ugly for the Godfather. If canned, he will definitely coordinate and probably be a HC in the league again.
John Fox Denver Broncos. It could be a real mess in the mountains. Owner Bowlen tired of Shanny the Rat, so he’s bringing in various Boy Wonders. First Josh McDaniels was sent packing after royally screwing things up. Next they bring back Horseface Harry, Johnny Elway to be a rookie President. The thought finally hit somebody, “Hey, Let’s get somebody in here who has done this sort of shit before!”. Enter John Fox. The Pony’s don’t seem to be a John fox team and Denver doesn’t seem like a John Fox situation. It could get real Mile High ugly. At least I hope so, I still hate them muff uggers.[/QUOTE]