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Originally Posted by Tyrone Bigguns
Tyrone is not thrilled you are still in contact with you ex. Tyrone expects only minimal conversations between you and the ex, discussions limited to the children and how you should receive more child support/alimony!!
You are in for a little lifestyle change. It's Tyrone that's gonna be spending Saturdays driving the station wagon full of kids to the model rocketry club. MORE alimony!? Think again, genius, you're the new sugar daddy.
Look, be it far from me to judge. Ziggy is a fine woman, and undoubtably a quality piece of ass. You won't be wasting any more Friday nights out clubbing and chasing tail. You'll be home watching "Mad About You" reruns, exchanging affectionate glances with Ziggy as she knits baby booties for the coming little Ty or Tyra.