Today is a new day. I'm going to dominate myself today. Who's with me?
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Today is a new day. I'm going to dominate myself today. Who's with me?
I'm always losing that thing in one orifice or another.
In Sienfeld terms..will today be the day "you are Master of your Domain"? :oops:
I'm an athlete now, so I need athlete fuel. Last night I consumed a large french fry, two double cheeseburgers, and a regular cheeseburger they dropped in the bag on accident. Then I ate popcorn. And a cadbury egg. And a bottle of 14.5% wine - minus the half glass I spilled on my own crotch during the Tudors. And a few Pringles. Oh, and a baby carrot for the Vitamin A.
Then I took a big dump this morning.
Evidence that even while I sleep, my temple is always at work.
It is a new day. A new day of hope, my poorly shaven brethren. Of the eight remaining scenarios in the NCAA Tourney, 2 of them will win us the pool outright. The $350 winnings would offset the tax money we're handing over to Partial to build his new computer nicely.
You're going to be dipping in the Haagen Daz later today. Do it now, then you have the whole rest of the day to be a new day.
Listen man, the Black Mage does not get his GP by not killing people.
I found the banana but I don't think I'm gonna eat it now.
White mage sucked.
http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...20-%20MUTE.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Zool
White mage casts Level 2 Mute!
http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...20-%20Dead.gif
Zool Defeated.
He does need a better vid card....Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0328135738.htm
Finally got that pesky problem fixed I see Skin?
What the mother fuck? If I had a vagina, I would rather have a little scar on my lower stomach than my "doctor" yank my guts out through my silk tunnel. What perverted fuck of a doctor convinced some woman this would be a good idea?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zool
Giggles.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
Apparently I'm fighting back. I just realized these running pants I've been wearing the last couple hours are on backwards. I'm going to fuck me up for that one. But after I eat.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
You dumb motherfucker. I am glad I didn't come over today, I would have hated to point out such an embarrassing snafu.
Especially when you're pulling them off with your teeth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
Yes especially then. Someday Zool you will find someone special.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zool
You keep saying that but you already took Skin. What am I going to do now?Quote:
Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
When I try to dominate myself, I fight dirty. I'll have to plan my next move carefully. I'm running out of time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz