Double entendre hilarity ensues over trillion $ Stimulus

“We expressed our concerns about some of the spending that’s being proposed in the House bill,” House Minority Leader John Boehner (for the purpose of this post, rhymes with 'loner') said after meeting with Obama.

“How can you spend hundreds of millions of dollars on contraceptives?” Boehner asked. “How does that stimulate the economy?”

Boehner said congressional Republicans are also concerned about the size of the package.

“Government can’t solve this problem,” he said.

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As funny as the 'Stimulus Package' (that's what she called it) is, the double meanings laden in every utterance of our esteemed public officials offers countless opportunities for wordplay fun. Find your own phrases and post them here.

Boehner Hard On Congressional Democrats!

Boehner wilts as pressure to stimulate heightens.

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Originally Posted by bobblehead

Boehner wilts as pressure to stimulate heightens.

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:bclap:

Republican Boehner rises to position immediately under Pelosi.

Obviously Boehner senses this issue coming to a final explosive climax very soon.

Was he talking to Barney Frank when he said this?

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Originally Posted by texaspackerbacker

Republican Boehner rises to position immediately under Pelosi.

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eewww!! I didn't need to think about that image.

never mind