Ahhhhh, true love. :cry:
What's a 62 year age difference when you have so much in common?
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Ahhhhh, true love. :cry:
What's a 62 year age difference when you have so much in common?
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Originally Posted by Kiwon
She hit the jack pot.....
You know, for 84 he doesn't look bad. :whaa:
Vegas, baby!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rastak
PIP, I'm sorry to put you on the spot but you're a woman so you have a special insight.......so when they make love, what do you think is going through the mind of this 22 year old bride..............you know, on second thought let's not go there. :shock: :shock: :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by packinpatland
Yuk, I think I threw up a little in my mouth.
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Originally Posted by Kiwon
........there's no place like my bank account.......there's no place like my bank account....there's no place like my bank account...........
Or
I never thought I'd be making $35 million dollars per hour with just an associates degree.
Or
I call this next little move my "pacemaker buster".
They're all good but this one's priceless....Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Mr. 84 Lumber has been married twice before and so his 22-year old bride inherits seven children..............the oldest is 61. What does he call her, "Mom?"
"Mom, I'm scared. Can I sleep in your bed tonight?"
I thought she died in Florida? :?
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Originally Posted by Kiwon
How sweet. I'll bet she always dreamt of having "kids".
I miscounted..... it's seven step-children......most of whom are old enough to be her parents.
You can imagine some of the talk at family reunion......."Hey, Billy, I think your new Grandma looks hot in a bikini."
Hey Billy, think your Grandma would buy us some beer for our graduation party?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiwon
I think she just wants to find out how big a woody a lumberman can produce.
Reminds me of the comment of a simlar marriage where an 80 year old guy married a bombshell blond of 21.
His adult children were appallled. Finally, his oldest 65 year old son said, "Dad, the honeymoon itself could be fatal!"
Upon hearing this comment, the 80 year old groom reflected a moment and said, "Well, if she dies, she dies..." :lol:
LOL :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Joemailman
More power to both of them. He deserves the crazy hot nookie and she deserves his dough. Unless its not about sex and money........ :cnf:
Hope Woody leaves all his money to his kids and she's left with only fond memories of their nights of passion.
I just hope the poor woman doesn't get any splinters. That could be uncomfortable. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by GrnBay007
Oh man, she needs the money to help her hire a shrink so that she can forget their nights of passion.Quote:
Originally Posted by GrnBay007
Do you wonder if the "tycoon" part was a factor in her decision.
Why don't we ever see a headline like this? - Wal-Mart greeter, 84, marries woman, 22.