No Fuckdoggling in a loss. I agree it ahoulx be kept exclusive as possible.
That said, James Jones iIS the week 1 FUCKDOGGLER on accout of how unwanted ue was in/after camp.
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No Fuckdoggling in a loss. I agree it ahoulx be kept exclusive as possible.
That said, James Jones iIS the week 1 FUCKDOGGLER on accout of how unwanted ue was in/after camp.
2015 Barney Fuckdoggle Award Winners:
Week 1: James Jones
Week 2: Jayrone Elliott
The Bruce Wilkerson Award is annual and has no limits on who is eligible, except that the original plan for the season cannot have depended on him to deliver a good performance. Scrub or not, doesn't matter.
Andre Rison, for instance, is entirely eligible.
We should discuss this. If, despite Elliot's two huge plays, he had played well in a loss, wouldn't he have deserved the award? Its not his fault if a DB loses Graham on a long TD play.
I think the Fuckdoggle is most notable for being a scrub who on any other team would immediately derail the entire effort. In other words, he would Marshmellow it.
Big Howard Green gets the Bruce Wilkerson Award for 2010. At mid-season, we had a fat guy shortage. Not enuff troops for the goal line and short yardage units. The week before we played the Jets, Rex Ryan stupidly cut Green and we snapped him up. He went right in on all the big ass units and played really well. (we shut out the Jets 9-0. BTW)
In the SB, Howard hit Big Ben in the arm while he was passing. Nick Collins picked the pass and we went up 14-0. Howard earned him a Super Bowl ring and a Bruce Wilkerson Award that season, I'll tell ya.
But...don't overthink this. If you find yourself going "That's a Barney Fuckdoggle guy!" You probably are right. We are not going to have strict rules about this. We will not amend the Madtown/Harlan rulebook. :) :)
To me, Barney Fuckdoggle is the unknown scrub (well, unknown to fans of other team cuz we all know every Packer, right down to the PS) who comes in and makes some big plays in a win.
It used to happen to the Packers a lot - an unknown QB would come in and play well against them. It'd make you so mad.
So it's that kind of guy, to me. A kind of "who the hell is that guy?" You know, a Barney Fuckdoggle.
Week 3.
Well?
Thomas?
Fair enough. Does anyone merit this prestigious award or does it go empty for week three?