Dear nutz,
We should consider consider going out again and finalizing your terms of servitude. First In have to figure out how to open our broken dishwasher and free my utensil brethren inside.
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Dear nutz,
We should consider consider going out again and finalizing your terms of servitude. First In have to figure out how to open our broken dishwasher and free my utensil brethren inside.
How did you get your dick trapped in the dishwasher?Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
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Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
Oh come on. Like you've never tried that out of curiosity.
You guys'll stick that thing just about anywhere, won't you?
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Originally Posted by MJZiggy
You'll have to ask nicer than that Dear. :lol:
Walked right into that one. :roll:
I think the more appropriate question is how did I manage to go this long without getting my dick trapped in the dishwasher?Quote:
Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
It's all good now. Fucking plastic parts being used in the worst places. USA! USA! USA! Gooooooooooooooooooooooooo labor unions!
You interested in a dishwasher that needs a $20 part to get fixed? The wife's been looking for an excuse to get a new one. This one only has a little man juice in it and washes most of this shit off of the dishes. Not all, but most, or most of some of it anyway.
I don't need a dishwasher. I wish I did. How do you get your wife to do dishes?
Go fuck yourself.
I'm buying a Bosch. I'm going to fuck the quiet right out of it.
Anyway, is Monday good for you?
I don't think that'll get her to do anything...My ex used to do the dishes when I was home. He argued about it once and I left him home with the baby all day. He never complained about the dishes again.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
Where did you go?Quote:
Originally Posted by MJZiggy
She went back to her home on whore Island. that was a mean trick to play on that poor man. First you make him do the dishes, then take care of a baby.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
where did you find the baby?
thanks for offering to come help with the playset, my kids thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
Sure. Monday is fine.
I went to the bookstore, then out to lunch, then made a stop at the Home Depot and Lowes because the bastards at HD didn't have what I wanted, then I went to Target, did the grocery shopping and went home. I know I should have gone to the strip club, but they don't have male strip clubs...Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinBasket
What is a male strip club?Quote:
Originally Posted by MJZiggy
My point exactly.
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Originally Posted by SkinBasket
We got an ASCO. It also has that European snob appeal, and is also quiet. But I'm not sure it cleans so great. So I rinse everything clean before loading it. Our dishwasher is really just a glorified sanitizer.
I wish Nutz's Dad lived out here. I've got 2 bathrooms in need of a remodel.