Better be @ minimum with per game bonuses. He is ok when uninjured. But rarely uninjured.
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This is what the new Lions' coach, Dan Campbell, said about Michael Brockers, whom they'd just acquired: "I'd say this about Brockers, he's probably one of the few in this league that can wield the hammer of Thor. We're real excited about that."
That can wield the hammer of Thor?
He's either going to be the best coach ever, or join the long, long, list of Epic Lions' Fails. A guy who says crazy shit like that will not fall in between.
Hammer cock, or cock hammer?