In one of Dennis Leary's stand up routines he talks about his girlfriend's cat. In Leary's style of perpetual irritation he tells how he felt compelled to ask why there was a squirt gun on the coffee table. The girlfriend said that the cat had been climbing up the drapes. Over time, squirting the cat in the act would teach it not to climb the drapes. Leary takes a drag off his cigarette, squints against the smoke and observes that a pellet gun would steepen the learning curve.Quote:
Originally Posted by MJZiggy