Chris Foerster Resigns from Dolphins After Video Shows Him Snorting White Powder

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Chris Foerster Resigns from Dolphins After Video Shows Him Snorting White Powder

BY: TYLER CONWAY ... OCTOBER 9, 2017

Comment woodbuck27:

This is just so sad.

I hope he gets the help he obviously is crying out for.

Somebody send the coach a grinder. Those were some boulders is was honking there.

Given the proximity to Alabama, my money is on crank.

So who else in Miami is on coke at work? That would be the best explanation for signing Cutler.

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Originally Posted by KYPack

Somebody send the coach a grinder. Those were some boulders is was honking there.

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:)!!

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Originally Posted by pbmax

Given the proximity to Alabama, my money is on crank.

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That's coke PB. The rolled hundo, the big rocks, Miami? That's still Coke county. Take it from the old trapper, he was trying to impress that ho with his stash of blowski.

It's always a good idea to film yourself when snorting cocaine or performing other illegal activities.

To whom was he speaking? Was he married or did he have a long-term girlfriend to whom this is addressed?

One of those whores on the internet. He had lined up (HA!) a "date" with her and made the vid to show her how much fun they were gonna have. He sent it to her and she calmly put it on facebook with a message saying "look at this fool". The Dolphins fired his ass that day. There is a longer version that was taken down that shows the Dolphin logo and more detail of his ofc. He also making love and coo sounds to his "date" telling her where he's gonna put the coke, what he's gonna do to her, etc.

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Originally Posted by KYPack

One of those whores on the internet. He had lined up (HA!) a "date" with her and made the vid to show her how much fun they were gonna have. He sent it to her and she calmly put it on facebook with a message saying "look at this fool". The Dolphins fired his ass that day. There is a longer version that was taken down that shows the Dolphin logo and more detail of his ofc. He also making love and coo sounds to his "date" telling her where he's gonna put the coke, what he's gonna do to her, etc.

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So he's simply wooing a young woman he finds attractive by enticing her through a display of entertaining and stimulating goods to which he has access?

He also suggests that he misses her terribly. It all seems very romantic.

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Originally Posted by MadScientist

So who else in Miami is on coke at work? That would be the best explanation for signing Cutler.

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Batman: Where did the Miami Dolphins throw all that money away Superman?

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Originally Posted by KYPack

One of those whores on the internet. He had lined up (HA!) a "date" with her and made the vid to show her how much fun they were gonna have. He sent it to her and she calmly put it on facebook with a message saying "look at this fool". The Dolphins fired his ass that day. There is a longer version that was taken down that shows the Dolphin logo and more detail of his ofc. He also making love and coo sounds to his "date" telling her where he's gonna put the coke, what he's gonna do to her, etc.

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By gosh, I'm some lucky I never saw that version. My pants are too tight as it is.



Wild Bill Elliott: Gabby, I thought you hated all women.

Gabby Hayes: Nope, just the uppity ones.