i can't sleep

will somebody read me a story?

Once upon a time, there was this Packers fan based in Germany.....

oh good! the gerbil story! I never tire of this one.

Don't even THINK about fucking waking me up. I'm dreaming about V....

tyler

p.s. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HEARD ME. YOU. YOU WERE ABOUT TO WAKE ME UP. I KNOW YOU WERE CONSIDERING IT. I SUGGEST YOU SLOWLY STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD...

p.s.s. Sorry. I was having a nightmare. Veronika turned out to be a man.