?? Cheetos as a weapon???

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06-26-2009, 09:10 PM
packinpatland

?? Cheetos as a weapon???

This boggles my poor old mind.......

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090626/...heetos_assault

Quote:

Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos

SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.

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Information from: Shelbyville Times-Gazette, http://www.t-g.com
06-26-2009, 09:17 PM
MJZiggy

Better Cheetos than baseball bats I suppose...?

There really are times when divorce is a logical option.
06-26-2009, 09:23 PM
oregonpackfan

I am relieved no one was "hurt" from the flying Cheetos! :lol:
06-26-2009, 09:24 PM
Joemailman

Well, Frito-Lay did used to claim Cheetos were Dangerously Cheesy, so I guess they could be considered a weapon.

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p...dTSCHE0001.jpg
06-26-2009, 10:01 PM
MJZiggy

The only danger they pose is to my figure. They have 'em in the vending machine at work and every once in a while...
06-26-2009, 11:43 PM
oregonpackfan

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJZiggy

The only danger they pose is to my figure. They have 'em in the vending machine at work and every once in a while...

...every once in a while mild-mannered MJZiggy turns into a Cheetos-flinging madwoman? :)
06-27-2009, 12:49 AM
MJZiggy

The danger is not in throwing them.
06-27-2009, 02:39 AM
GrnBay007

Re: ?? Cheetos as a weapon???

Quote:

Originally Posted by packinpatland

Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

Maybe they were just getting a little kinky with the orange puffs. :P
06-27-2009, 07:06 AM
packinpatland

Re: ?? Cheetos as a weapon???

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrnBay007

Quote:

Originally Posted by packinpatland

Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

Maybe they were just getting a little kinky with the orange puffs. :P

My head hurts from the thought..........
06-27-2009, 07:53 AM
MJZiggy

Re: ?? Cheetos as a weapon???

Quote:

Originally Posted by packinpatland

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrnBay007

Quote:

Originally Posted by packinpatland

Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

Maybe they were just getting a little kinky with the orange puffs. :P

My head hurts from the thought..........

I don't think that's where she was suggesting they put them :oops:

:mrgreen: