not a chance. this is gold, jerry, gold!Originally Posted by MJZiggy
not a chance. this is gold, jerry, gold!
There are certain benefits to the off-season.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
Okay, big guy, calm down and keep your hands where we can see them.This is the most beautiful valentine I've seen in ages. It's got eveything - chocolate, passion, eternity.
There's no chance in hell this one gets deleted. It might get stickied......pun intended.not a chance. this is gold, jerry, gold!
OK, nice, so now I'm a friggin party toy. Cool, you know, I started a damn site trying to get everyone to talk to Driver's mom, but NOOOOOO, noone wanted to do that, so I had to resort to trying to git some love from my "packer hoes" and this is what it gets me, moved to the garbage heap and ridiculed. I'll remember this when I invite all ya to my place for sharp cheddar and bisquick, damnit!! OMG, I can't wait for September!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!There's no chance in hell this one gets deleted. It might get stickied......pun intended.not a chance. this is gold, jerry, gold!
"...one thing about me during the course of a game, I get emotional and say things my grandmother lets me know about later. But nobody wants to win on that field anymore than I do, no one." Brett Favre
HOFer
Oh, I'll be talking to Mrs. Driver...just not while she's in Hawaii.
"Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
Is that when you are planning the wedding? :P
I'm SO excited we may be having a RAT wedding to attend!!!!! lol
Zig, did you answer him yet?
HOFer
I'm holding off, pending sobriety. Looks like the answer will have to wait quite a while.
"Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
So, you have rejected me as a suitor. Sigh.
Probably for the best. We are too much alike. We'd fight all the time. You would lose the fights. What fun is that? Your self esteem would suffer.
Dude, why you gotta try to be a casanova? you wont go to the boats with me and you wanna tear me away from my love!!!!! I thought we were buds man. I gotta go to the boats with a bear fan now (Bearman, are you around?) and you're tryin' to hook up with my hoe? (no offense as far as the 'hoe' thing goes, it's just a midwestern slang thang). Somebody, please cut me off.So, you have rejected me as a suitor. Sigh.
Probably for the best. We are too much alike. We'd fight all the time. You would lose the fights. What fun is that? Your self esteem would suffer.
"...one thing about me during the course of a game, I get emotional and say things my grandmother lets me know about later. But nobody wants to win on that field anymore than I do, no one." Brett Favre
I think my knees just buckled. That's no good. I love you guys. I know yer sleepin', so I just wanna say a prayer to all of you who still love me after all this ... oh, wait, I'm an atheist, forgit it.
"...one thing about me during the course of a game, I get emotional and say things my grandmother lets me know about later. But nobody wants to win on that field anymore than I do, no one." Brett Favre
I'll go to the boats with you, but i don't even know what the boats are.Dude, why you gotta try to be a casanova? you wont go to the boats with me and you wanna tear me away from my love!!!!! I thought we were buds man. I gotta go to the boats with a bear fan now (Bearman, are you around?) and you're tryin' to hook up with my hoe? (no offense as far as the 'hoe' thing goes, it's just a midwestern slang thang). Somebody, please cut me off.So, you have rejected me as a suitor. Sigh.
Probably for the best. We are too much alike. We'd fight all the time. You would lose the fights. What fun is that? Your self esteem would suffer.
Who said she is your ho? my pimp hand is strong. MJ will be my bottom bitch.
Dude, wtf? Are you a phony? I read a story from you that you watched a packers game this year at a chicago bar and it was the best story i read all year, and i was like, wow, a rat is around the corner from me, and now im single and youre not in the chicagoland area? i left my wife for you for gods sakes!!!!!!!!! You know, the boats here in Northern Indiana, off Lake Michigan. Are you down? we can bring ziggy or sassy. (sassy seems to like me better, but after tonight, I might be calling escorts, prolly bears fans, DAMNIT!!!) Yes?I'll go to the boats with you, but i don't even know what the boats are.Dude, why you gotta try to be a casanova? you wont go to the boats with me and you wanna tear me away from my love!!!!! I thought we were buds man. I gotta go to the boats with a bear fan now (Bearman, are you around?) and you're tryin' to hook up with my hoe? (no offense as far as the 'hoe' thing goes, it's just a midwestern slang thang). Somebody, please cut me off.So, you have rejected me as a suitor. Sigh.
Probably for the best. We are too much alike. We'd fight all the time. You would lose the fights. What fun is that? Your self esteem would suffer.
Who said she is your ho? my pimp hand is strong. MJ will be my bottom bitch.
"...one thing about me during the course of a game, I get emotional and say things my grandmother lets me know about later. But nobody wants to win on that field anymore than I do, no one." Brett Favre
HOFer
You're thinking of Fritzdontblitz (which I just realized is very interesting considering everyone's upset because we didn't blitz enough this season...)
"Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
Who the fuck is sassy?
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
OMG, so I'm chatting with a crackhead who pimps you out for naught??? Damnit. What a waste. That's it. I'm gonna drink tonight. thanks. BTW, Zig, "how you doin'?" you know? ya baby that's what I'm talkin' about. (If I had a gun larger than a .38 I'd shoot myself in the left nut to shut myself up). I love you MJ, why do you have to avoid me and treat me like a child? Can't you tell that I could really make you happy? I am so together!
"...one thing about me during the course of a game, I get emotional and say things my grandmother lets me know about later. But nobody wants to win on that field anymore than I do, no one." Brett Favre
HOFer
You've already left me for 007, remember?
"Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
Wow, women do remember everything. it was just a fling, baby, you know i only wanna rub you thighs. You're with me, leather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...one thing about me during the course of a game, I get emotional and say things my grandmother lets me know about later. But nobody wants to win on that field anymore than I do, no one." Brett Favre
Tyrone never wrote that story. Tyrone is not a phony.Dude, wtf? Are you a phony? I read a story from you that you watched a packers game this year at a chicago bar and it was the best story i read all year, and i was like, wow, a rat is around the corner from me, and now im single and youre not in the chicagoland area? i left my wife for you for gods sakes!!!!!!!!! You know, the boats here in Northern Indiana, off Lake Michigan. Are you down? we can bring ziggy or sassy. (sassy seems to like me better, but after tonight, I might be calling escorts, prolly bears fans, DAMNIT!!!) Yes?I'll go to the boats with you, but i don't even know what the boats are.Dude, why you gotta try to be a casanova? you wont go to the boats with me and you wanna tear me away from my love!!!!! I thought we were buds man. I gotta go to the boats with a bear fan now (Bearman, are you around?) and you're tryin' to hook up with my hoe? (no offense as far as the 'hoe' thing goes, it's just a midwestern slang thang). Somebody, please cut me off.So, you have rejected me as a suitor. Sigh.
Probably for the best. We are too much alike. We'd fight all the time. You would lose the fights. What fun is that? Your self esteem would suffer.
Who said she is your ho? my pimp hand is strong. MJ will be my bottom bitch.
tyrone is a bit worried that you left your wife for me. But, he is not surprised..happens quite frequently. tyrone does very well with the cougars. (ziggy, i know you are coug...i'm ready for you to pounce)
Boats!! It is fucking freezing in the midwest this time of year. Who keeps their boat in a slip in the winter time, and why would we want to go to a harbor to see them? Ty has much marina experience. Ty sailed all the time out of MYC.
ty has a bunch of frequent fliers, and if this how you role when drunk..ty is ready to visit. Ty likes the cut of your jib(yes, ty did riff on your boat theme).
BTW, if you decide to visit ty in scottsdale, ty will show you what escorts are supposed to look like. Lots of fifth year sophomores at ASU working!!!
Wait, you haven't started drinking already?!?!?!
We're in for a long (but very entertaining) night.
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