Minorities in America

[Deputy Nutz]

The funny thing is when people get divorced they sometimes fall into a sense of immaturity. It is like when your parents left you home for the first time and you decided to drink all their booze, have friends over, have sex with yourself in their bed, eat all the junk food you could get your hands on while laying naked in your beanbag chair.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I would say if you are recently seperated, beware of falling in love with women more than 10 years younger than yourself. It's not love and will lead to hell. If you fall for an older, overweight woman with bad teeth, maybe it's real, but best to stay on the safe side. Rebound sex should be strictly limited to sport fucking and masterbation.

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[SkinBasket]

I would say if you are recently seperated, beware of listening to Harlan about love and sex advice. I mean, you wouldn't ask a PETA member how to skin a mink would you?

[the_idle_threat]

I would say if you are recently seperated, beware of listening to Harlan about love and sex advice. I mean, you wouldn't ask a PETA member how to skin a mink would you?

I might, just for their reaction.

[Deputy Nutz]

I would say if you are recently seperated, beware of listening to Harlan about love and sex advice. I mean, you wouldn't ask a PETA member how to skin a mink would you?

I might, just for their reaction.

I am surely offended.