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  1. 02-13-2008, 07:30 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    Do-it-yourself colonoscopy!!!
    Goes with my "Do it at Home Abortion Kit".
    I have lots of those hanging in my closet.
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  2. 02-13-2008, 08:54 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by the_idle_threat
    Quote Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    Do-it-yourself colonoscopy!!!
    Goes with my "Do it at Home Abortion Kit".
    I have lots of those hanging in my closet.
    You ruined my business.
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  3. 02-13-2008, 09:10 PM #23
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    I just farted into my notebook computer's fan. What happens next?
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  4. 02-13-2008, 09:13 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    I just farted into my notebook computer's fan. What happens next?

    The blue screen of death?
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  5. 02-13-2008, 09:19 PM #25
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    Who the fuck makes a thread like this and then doesn't bother to show up?
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  6. 02-13-2008, 10:47 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
    Who the fuck makes a thread like this and then doesn't bother to show up?
    No lie. What the hell, man? I'm waiting for some drunken ranting, and the Eclipse (Blue Moon & Guinness) in my hand isn't going to last all night.

    Maybe I'll start my own drunken rant! With blackjack! And hookers!

    Or maybe I'll have to have another one...
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  7. 02-13-2008, 10:56 PM #27
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    Youzz bitches cant drink!!

    4&12?? Now dat boy can drink.

    Man up punk asses!! We are riding this shit until the fucking wheels pop off!
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  8. 02-13-2008, 11:02 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadtownPacker
    Youzz bitches cant drink!!

    4&12?? Now dat boy can drink.

    Man up punk asses!! We are riding this shit until the fucking wheels pop off!
    In that case, it IS time for another two Eclipses.

    And trust me, I can drink.

    Remember, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party.

    I've got lemons, sounds like 4&12's got the vodka...PR party, anyone?
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  9. 02-14-2008, 12:15 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoPackGo
    Quote Originally Posted by Partial
    Quote Originally Posted by GoPackGo
    I picture you as a middle aged white male, just like 90% of the people on this board. The only thing that makes you stand out a little, are your spaztic episodes and your need to share personal information about your divorce with complete strangers
    You're kind of a douche.
    Listen ignoramus,
    I don't have the time or the patience to list all of the reasons I think you are an idiot. Go home tonight and shove your EEE PC up your ass
    Yes. You really got me good.
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  10. 02-14-2008, 12:06 PM #30
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    guess the wheels fell off sometime after 2 am
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  11. 02-16-2008, 07:37 AM #31
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    bump for no other reason than entertainment value
    LIFE IS ABOUT CHAMPIONSHIPS; I JUST REALIZED THIS. The MILWAUKEE BUCKS have won the same number of championships over the past 50 years as the Green Bay Packers. Ten years from now, who will have more championships, and who will be the fart in the wind ?
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  12. 02-16-2008, 10:01 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bretsky
    bump for no other reason than entertainment value
    i was wondering where this thread went
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  13. 02-21-2008, 08:31 PM #33
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    I just farted in my computer's fan again. Is this going to be a problem?
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  14. 02-21-2008, 08:41 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    I just farted in my computer's fan again. Is this going to be a problem?
    Doesnt humidity help keep the static down?
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  15. 04-25-2008, 03:01 PM #35
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    So did this guy die or just get a girlfriend?
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  16. 04-25-2008, 04:00 PM #36
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    I picture you as a pudgy white guy in his mid-30's petting his cat on a couch watching "The View" on TV. Every time Barbara Walters appears on the screen, your pupils dilate, your blood pressure increases....
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  17. 04-25-2008, 04:12 PM #37
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    Actually, where the hell has this guy been? He's been gone for 2 and a half months.
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  18. 04-28-2008, 07:53 PM #38
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    I've been jilted...
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  19. 04-28-2008, 07:54 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    I've been jilted...

    Oh well. Who's next in line?
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  20. 04-28-2008, 08:41 PM #40
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    Tyrone, I believe. Actually, maybe Tyrone should account for his whereabouts the last time 4th made a post...
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