Quote Originally Posted by GoPackGo
Quote Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby
sounded good up until the "heart ripping open" part. i think a fake heart attack would have been more fun 30 years ago.
I've never heard a person say that before. People usually complain about an upset stomach
I don't think she was referring to physical symptoms based on the previous sentence.

The stomach pains precede the trip.