Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear
I like my sex free.
There is no such thing as free sex. It's just a matter of how you pay.

Oh, if you're dating, you normally get three free rides. But then the expectations and demands start. Are you really ready to change, Tank?

And lets say you are swept along, decide to commit to the full package. Are you aware that there are two (2) ring purchases needed to close the deal!? A diamond engagement ring is just the down payment. Six months later you're buying a gold one.

Before you know it, you're driving a station wagon full of kids smearing popsicle sticks on the window.

Tank, how is the "opportunity cost" of that pretty hooker looking now? You can go top-shelf call girl and still come out way ahead.