just tell her you really like sherman!!!hehe
Cmon confidence has gotten more men laid than beer!
just tell her you really like sherman!!!
Cmon confidence has gotten more men laid than beer!
Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.
After reading this thread, I was convinced your name was Gollum.Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear
Yep.
My Precious!
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
"There is no substitute for love, not even sex. "
-Thomas Sowell (and many others).
APB, you can have a one night stand with anyone you want, just use your imagination, a dark room, and five fingers. But if you want one night stands with women for just sex, that's what you'll get - meaningless sex. Women (and surprise! men) actually want love more than sex. I'll admit that men are far mor interested in sex than women (especially after women have children), but finding meaning in the world outside of sex and drugs, actually requires one to sacrifice at least some (or the frequency of) base or caranal pleasures. Enjoy your search for truth and meaning.
Sincerely,
Dr. John Holmes, M.D., Ph.D.
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
Tank, lets here more about what makes you tank. Give us some more details. Some longer, infinitely excellent entries!
Sorry, dont have the time between breaks to make longer posts. In case you are wondering , my real name is Tyler, but I prefer Tybalt because he is my favorite Shakespeare character.
I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.
i figured your real name wasn't tybalt
6-14-06 at 4:08 PM ET
Dear Blogg,
I am almost done with the entries. I am taking a break now. I went to the break room, hopefully to find the pretty girl, but she is not there. Only 50 more minute til the day is done.
I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.
Cool thread Tank....
Thank you very much for the wise words, Green Day.
But as a young man, i am not willing to sacrifice any caranal pleasure yet.
I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.
Dude, all you need is some of Jason Williams' game ...
Dear Blogg,
I have made up my mind. Tomerrow I am going ask the pretty girl out. I will be strong. And I will not cry, not cry if she turns me down. What are the odds of me and her becomming one? I dont know. Life is a mystry sometimes. Are we controlled by fate? Or do we make your own fate? Wish me luck becuase I will be needing it.
Hi Mazzin.
I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.
6-15-06 at 10:01 AM
Dear Blogg,
I have nothing to do right now. I am bored. But with nothing to do, I can think. I am thinking about how i can cofront the pretty girl later today. I am not confident but i will try. Like Coldplay said, if you never try you'll never know. God, i love Coldplay.
I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.
This smells like teen angst. You should be working from a position of strength.
Don't do it Tank.
Give her the cold shoulder for a few days, act like you don't even notice her. Like Mad said, she will wonder what's up with you. Pay more attention to other girls. Then later on start up with her. She will be yours.
Come on man. YOU'RE Tank. You shouldn't be nervous about her, she should be nervous about YOU.
I love that Nirvana songThis smells like teen angst. You should be working from a position of strength.
6-14-06 at 1:22 PM ET
Dear Blogg,
At lunch today, I asked the girl out. She said "yes." We will go out Friday. I told her the plan: dinner, movie, clubing, my place for the hot thing.
I am being false. In reality, she said she just broke up with her last boyfriend recently and does not feel like dating as of know. As a fan of the X files, i dont know if i can trust her on that. Is it just another way of saying no? I am sad. I will write a song about her later.
I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.
play her hot and cold and shes yours. Girls crave attention.
See, you should have just asked her for drinks as friends, and let her get stupid drunk and then she would have slept with you as an emotional outlet from the disappointment of her past breakup.
Wow...you real name is Tyler too?! How cool! I thought it was Tank!Sorry, dont have the time between breaks to make longer posts. In case you are wondering , my real name is Tyler, but I prefer Tybalt because he is my favorite Shakespeare character.
tyler
Receive thy new Possessor: One who brings
A mind not to be chang'd by Place or Time.
The mind is its own place, and in it self
Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n.
"Paradise Lost"-John Milton
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