My Offical Blogg

[Anti-Polar Bear]

See, you should have just asked her for drinks as friends, and let her get stupid drunk and then she would have slept with you as an emotional outlet from the disappointment of her past breakup.

Nutz, you are very smart. Why didnt i ask you first? O well, too late now.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Wow...you real name is Tyler too?! How cool! I thought it was Tank!

tyler

Yep; that's cool but I dont really like the name. I have everyone call me ty or tybalt. Tank is fine too.

[Deputy Nutz]

See, you should have just asked her for drinks as friends, and let her get stupid drunk and then she would have slept with you as an emotional outlet from the disappointment of her past breakup.

Nutz, you are very smart. Why didnt i ask you first? O well, too late now.

Oh you can still do it just tell her that you don't have many friends in D.C during the summer and that you would just like to hang out.

[jack's smirking revenge]

Wow...you real name is Tyler too?! How cool! I thought it was Tank!

tyler

Yep; that's cool but I dont really like the name. I have everyone call me ty or tybalt. Tank is fine too.

Ok, I'll be real honest. My name isn't Tyler. I don't really like the name and am saddened that you're burdened with the name. The only true Tyler that I know is the son of a friend of mine who is blind, partially deaf, has mental retardation, is autistic, has major birth defects and spends his days playing piano and bouncing his head back and forth on couch cushions. No lie. Sadly, when I think of a Tyler--other than Edward Norton/Brad Pitt from "Fight Club"--I think of him.

Ty is the best way to go, yet I'll sign out from this post with...

tyler

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Oh you can still do it just tell her that you don't have many friends in D.C during the summer and that you would just like to hang out.

Again, you are very smart. I will very much take your advice.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Ok, I'll be real honest. My name isn't Tyler. I don't really like the name and am saddened that you're burdened with the name. The only true Tyler that I know is the son of a friend of mine who is blind, partially deaf, has mental retardation, is autistic, has major birth defects and spends his days playing piano and bouncing his head back and forth on couch cushions. No lie. Sadly, when I think of a Tyler--other than Edward Norton/Brad Pitt from "Fight Club"--I think of him.

tyler

You mean, Tyler Durden, right?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

6-14-06 at 2:30 PM

Dear Blogg,

I still fill the rejection of being rejected by the petty girl i liked. However, i will take the nut rolls advice and try to play it cool with her, even though i wont be getting any with her. O well.

[Partial]

no, he means robert paulson

[Anti-Polar Bear]

no, he means robert paulson

is Robert Paulson something like Mary's brother in "there's something about marry"?

I have seen fight club olny once and i may have forgotten who Robert Pauson is.

[mraynrand]

APB,

You are never going to get that girl unless you develop some numbchuck skills, some bowhunting skills and some computer hacking skills.

Vote for Pedro!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

APB,

You are never going to get that girl unless you develop some numbchuck skills, some bowhunting skills and some computer hacking skills.

Vote for Pedro!

mr. Ayn Rand aka Greenday (are you really married to Ayn Rand?),

i am not familar with your metaphors? If you have thime, please explain to me what numbchuck, bowhunting, computer hacking and predro have to do with my chances of getting the girl.

Thanks.

[Partial]

robert paulson was bob, with the breasts (i'm at work).

GD's reference was to nepolian dynamite

[mraynrand]

mr. Ayn Rand aka Greenday (are you really married to Ayn Rand?),

i am not familar with your metaphors? If you have thime, please explain to me what numbchuck, bowhunting, computer hacking and predro have to do with my chances of getting the girl.

Thanks.

That's MISTER Ayn Rand to you, buddy I borrowed those lines from 'Napoleon Dynamite' Very odd, very funny movie. Might be a good date movie for you and your new friend - or were you planning on seeing 'Cars' or 'Care Bears Fight Global Warming'

[Anti-Polar Bear]

[quote="mraynrand"]

That's MISTER Ayn Rand to you, buddy I borrowed those lines from 'Napoleon Dynamite' Very odd, very funny movie. Might be a good date movie for you and your new friend - or were you planning on seeing 'Cars' or 'Care Bears Fight Global Warming'

Damn, I cant believe i missed that movie. I will be sure to rent it if she decides to come over to my place. I havent seen xmen 3 yet. I wanted to take her to see it, she told me she have never seen it too, but she didnt want to go out with me.

[RashanGary]

I just read in maxim something about mixed signals. I don't know if that is a get the hell away from me excuse or a "I want you to try harder" excuse. My gut say's it's the first, but I'm not sure...

[jack's smirking revenge]

[quote="Anti-Polar Bear"]

That's MISTER Ayn Rand to you, buddy I borrowed those lines from 'Napoleon Dynamite' Very odd, very funny movie. Might be a good date movie for you and your new friend - or were you planning on seeing 'Cars' or 'Care Bears Fight Global Warming'

Damn, I cant believe i missed that movie. I will be sure to rent it if she decides to come over to my place. I havent seen xmen 3 yet. I wanted to take her to see it, she told me she have never seen it too, but she didnt want to go out with me.

It definitely is a must-see. Isn't "Nacho Libre" coming out this weekend?

Bummer that she turned you down Tank. Turn her on to the PR site and we'll convince her that she needs to give you a shot. May put your internship in jeopardy, but at least you'll get the girl....

tyler

[Anti-Polar Bear]

It definitely is a must-see. Isn't "Nacho Libre" coming out this weekend?

Bummer that she turned you down Tank. Turn her on to the PR site and we'll convince her that she needs to give you a shot. May put your internship in jeopardy, but at least you'll get the girl....

tyler

I dont think she is a football fan, so she likely would not care about this forum. Besides, I dont want her to think i like to swear a lot. I onyl going to be here til Augest, and probably her too, so even if she goes out with me, not sure what would happen after that. But damn, i want her.

[jack's smirking revenge]

It definitely is a must-see. Isn't "Nacho Libre" coming out this weekend?

Bummer that she turned you down Tank. Turn her on to the PR site and we'll convince her that she needs to give you a shot. May put your internship in jeopardy, but at least you'll get the girl....

tyler

I dont think she is a football fan, so she likely would not care about this forum. Besides, I dont want her to think i like to swear a lot. I onyl going to be here til Augest, and probably her too, so even if she goes out with me, not sure what would happen after that. But damn, i want her.

Good luck bro. Slow and meticulous, that's what I'd suggest.

tyler

p.s. The payoff could be a wild and crazy cabinet-rocking experience in the empty file room come August...

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Good luck bro. Slow and meticulous, that's what I'd suggest.

tyler

p.s. The payoff could be a wild and crazy cabinet-rocking experience in the empty file room come August...

Thanx man.

[HarveyWallbangers]

Don't give up so easy. I suggest you go to her cube or office every hour or so, and ask her out again until she says yes. Women really like it when you follow them home too. Makes them feel safe.