The episode begins with the boys, Butters and Randy watching a game of football on TV when Stan Marsh tells his father that South Park Elementary doesn't let them do kickoffs when they are playing football because - kickoffs are the most dangerous plays in football, which pisses off Randy. At the PTA meeting, Randy sarcastically suggests that the players should wear bras and tin-foil hats. And then....
"Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher