I've been extremely busy writing Bert's induction speech. Here is my first draft:

"Good evening friends, family and Ted.

In 1992, Ron Wolf traded....me, me me me me me me, me me me me me me me me me. Me me me me me more me me me, me me me me me me me me me. Me me me me me me me me me me, me me me tractor me me me me me me. Me me me me me me me me me me, me me me tractor me me me me me me. Me me me me me me me me me me, me me me MVP me me me me me me. Me me me me me me me me me me, me me me Frankie me me me me me me. Me me me Bart me me me me me me me, me me me Kiln me me me me me me. Me me me me me me me me me me, me me me Crocs me me me me me me. Me me me me me me me me me me, me me me Strahan me me me me me me. Me me me texting me me me me me me, me me me Superbowl me me me me me me.

In closing, no one could be more humble or gracious about receiving this tremendous honor you bestow upon me today.

Thank you, and go Bears!

Hahaha - just kidding, Aaron."