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    Quote Originally Posted by MadtownPacker View Post
    Why you guys fucking with JustJeff? Just cuz he disagrees with you bitches? WTF is his skin dark that you treat him so?
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    Hmm I'm tempted to think this is the real guy based on that sig.

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    OK, I'll fess up. I met tank at a Cabrito roast in Nuevo Vallarta. I hated our former QB and I had strong feelings for Ted. After drinking shots of tequila, in the colors of the Mexican flag, I lost track of almost 6 months time. When I can to my senses (albeit limited) Farve was on the Vikings and my predilections had changed. For that I am sorry. My sexual compass had been distorted too, and I placed fatheads of Favre in many inapropriate places. I can't explain my epiphany and during lucid moments, I can see my confusion and the fact that the Favre haters are correct and that I'm wrong. I travel to the same place in Mexico, each year, it the hopes of finding my way back from my delusional journey. But unlike Josh Baskin, I have not found my Zoltar and it pains me daily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Jeff View Post
    OK, I'll fess up. I met tank at a Cabrito roast in Nuevo Vallarta. I hated our former QB and I had strong feelings for Ted. After drinking shots of tequila, in the colors of the Mexican flag, I lost track of almost 6 months time. When I can to my senses (albeit limited) Farve was on the Vikings and my predilections had changed. For that I am sorry. My sexual compass had been distorted too, and I placed fatheads of Favre in many inapropriate places. I can't explain my epiphany and during lucid moments, I can see my confusion and the fact that the Favre haters are correct and that I'm wrong. I travel to the same place in Mexico, each year, it the hopes of finding my way back from my delusional journey. But unlike Josh Baskin, I have not found my Zoltar and it pains me daily.
    I'm trying to imagine a high grade tequila drink layered ..... Green and White and Red.

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    Man, this one is confusing.

    I can usually spot Tanky by his familiar stench, but my nostrils are a little clogged on this deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KYPack View Post
    Man, this one is confusing.

    I can usually spot Tanky by his familiar stench, but my nostrils are a little clogged on this deal.
    Just imagine if your name was Jeff.
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KYPack View Post
    Man, this one is confusing.

    I can usually spot Tanky by his familiar stench, but my nostrils are a little clogged on this deal.
    It's that or some bad cutter in your crank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadtownPacker View Post
    It's that or some bad cutter in your crank.
    Baby laxative goes bad?

    This one's got me faked out.

    When they went Just Space Jeff, then Just no space Jeff, I was like Jarrett Bush on a double move.

    Faked out.

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    I cannot THINK of a better episode to illustrator ALL the facets of Brett Favre's public persona (and his ability to distract you from one while focusing on the others) than this latest kerfuffle over letting your son play football. Don't get distracted by the media pissing contest, come back for that fun. The real gem is at the end.

    First, Brett reiterates that he would not allow his son to play football, a position he somewhat more tentatively revealed in November.

    Florio thinks Favre isn't qualified to give an opinion because his kids are girls.

    Deadspin points out the obvious, that perhaps being a parent and therefore being aware of incremental risks of childhood (biking, learning to drive, soccer, lightning) in addition to 20+ years actual experience playing football might just give Brett the bona fides that Florio believes he lacks. Yet this takedown doesn't even begin to touch upon the more delectable hypocrisy of Florio. He believes only parents of boys should weigh in on the matter because outsiders to the strange world of boys (like Favre) will only encourage helicopter moms to prevent sons from playing football. Of course, when Florio says only the boy's parents should weigh in, he is really talking about just Dad.

    However, everyone reporting this as a Florio stupidity (and before it was Florio stupidity it was Michael David Smith stupidity, oddly Florio had fewer qualms in his own take on the first November story) is completely missing the point. Favre has indeed doubled down on the position that he would not allow his sons to play football because of the risks. But he is also endorsing a new drug from a pharma company that is trying to get FDA approval to conduct clinical trials of a new concussion treatment. That is how you have your cake and eat it too my friends.

    http://www.wdam.com/story/26015727/b...utostart=false

    He is on the Sports Advisory Board for Prevacus, the maker of the drug seeking FDA approval. Whether he is compensated for that position isn't mentioned, but it would complete the circle of Favre mania.
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    who cares what he thinks about kids playing football. i wish people would stop asking him shit. as for coming back and getting the number retired...i think he could care less whether it happens or not. i think the Packers, and/or the nfl, are driving this bus.

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    I do find it rather odd that Florio would say that a player who had at least one concussion, and who may be dealing with related symptoms, is not qualified to say whether he would let a son play football.
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    Let's take a moment to reexamine the mountains of evidence that Ted is in fact gay.

    1) He signed Arturo Freeman.


    Have I missed anything?

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    What difference does it make what his person life is?? As long as he does his job and accumulates talent I don't give a damn if he is straight or gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pugger View Post
    What difference does it make what his person life is?? As long as he does his job and accumulates talent I don't give a damn if he is straight or gay.
    Exactly!! Shit if anything you want a GM who knows how to find good men for the job. Maybe the next GM should be a lady?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadtownPacker View Post
    Exactly!! Shit if anything you want a GM who knows how to find good men for the job. Maybe the next GM should be a lady?
    Maybe I should apply...

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    Too funny......

    Favre's on the board of directors for the Sports App named "Sqor" and pronounced "Score."

    He says, "Social media can be helpful and it can be hurtful. You have to be careful what you say, but it is a good way to get your message out right way."

    Yeah, when you're looking to "score" I guess sending out pics of your schlong to a hot chick gets the message out loud and clear!

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2...edia/12646919/

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    Ladies and Gentleman, Mark Murphy gets pantsed again.

    Jason Wilde ‏@jasonjwilde 19m
    On July 10, #Packers Mark Murphy said of Favre's concerns about being booed, "That is an issue. He doesn’t want it, and neither do we.”

    Jason Wilde ‏@jasonjwilde 18m
    Also on July 10, Murphy said of Favre's No. 4 retirement, "I don’t anticipate having him retire a number this season, in a game this year,”

    Jason Wilde ‏@jasonjwilde 16m
    OK, then. Brett Favre tells @CarmenDeFalco and @Jurko64 on @ESPN1000 that he's NOT worried about being booed at @LambeauField.

    Jason Wilde ‏@jasonjwilde 9m
    Favre also tells @CarmenDeFalco and @Jurko64 that ex-#Packers prez Bob Harlan "spearheading the Packers Hall of Fame and jersey retirement."
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pbmax View Post
    Ladies and Gentleman, Mark Murphy gets pantsed again.

    Jason Wilde ‏@jasonjwilde 19m
    On July 10, #Packers Mark Murphy said of Favre's concerns about being booed, "That is an issue. He doesn’t want it, and neither do we.”

    Jason Wilde ‏@jasonjwilde 18m
    Also on July 10, Murphy said of Favre's No. 4 retirement, "I don’t anticipate having him retire a number this season, in a game this year,”

    Jason Wilde ‏@jasonjwilde 16m
    OK, then. Brett Favre tells @CarmenDeFalco and @Jurko64 on @ESPN1000 that he's NOT worried about being booed at @LambeauField.

    Jason Wilde ‏@jasonjwilde 9m
    Favre also tells @CarmenDeFalco and @Jurko64 that ex-#Packers prez Bob Harlan "spearheading the Packers Hall of Fame and jersey retirement."
    the hell?

    Don't know if anyone would take that seriously, especially given the source. Does Harlan even have an official capacity with the team?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guiness View Post
    the hell?

    Don't know if anyone would take that seriously, especially given the source. Does Harlan even have an official capacity with the team?
    I am not sure. But if he didn't, he might make an excellent go between. So I don't think its far-fetched that Harlan is involved in some way.

    However, the Packers need to cotton on to the fact that while they may want Brett back in the fold, he seems happy thumbing his nose at them.

    Time for the lines of communication to remain open, but unused, by the Packers. When he needs the infusion of cash, he'll be back.
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pbmax View Post
    I am not sure. But if he didn't, he might make an excellent go between. So I don't think its far-fetched that Harlan is involved in some way.

    However, the Packers need to cotton on to the fact that while they may want Brett back in the fold, he seems happy thumbing his nose at them.

    Time for the lines of communication to remain open, but unused, by the Packers. When he needs the infusion of cash, he'll be back.
    Ya, hard to tell if he has been asked to do something, or if he's behaving a bit like Wolf, can't stop sticking his nose in after he's left the building.

    Favre's comment that he's NOT worried about being booed @LambeauField can be taken two ways. One, that he doesn't care if he is (I don't think I believe that) or two, he doesn't think that the anyone would ever, in a million years, boo him in Lambeau. Vegas might have shorter odds than that.
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