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  1. 10-22-2008, 05:46 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Partial
    No doubt about it there is a time and a place, but swearing at someone and saying inappropriate things in front of the kid puts him on the level as the lady.
    Partial just called you a big mouthed fat bitch. You gonna take that?
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  2. 10-22-2008, 05:59 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    Quote Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
    I believe that her crotch area was unkept and stinky, and not in a good way, I am talking about the way in which a vagina smells after a tampoon is left unfound for a good month or two.
    You're right then, you should have punched her right in the vagina to teach her a lesson about genital hygiene. Speaking of which, have you ever wiggled your finger in a girl's butthole until she laughs so hard she farts in your palm? If the answer is yes, were you able to catch the fart and push it back in her laughing mouth?

    I am no magican, sorry.
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  3. 10-22-2008, 06:00 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    Quote Originally Posted by Partial
    No doubt about it there is a time and a place, but swearing at someone and saying inappropriate things in front of the kid puts him on the level as the lady.
    Partial just called you a big mouthed fat bitch. You gonna take that?
    Depends if he wants me to put on a dress.
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  4. 10-22-2008, 08:13 PM #64
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    skin, what you are saying is that it all worked out in the end. you got blamed for cheating and didn't, but then cheated and didn't get caught. looks like that teacher owes your dad a verbal ass whoop'n.....to be even and all.
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  5. 10-22-2008, 08:44 PM #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Whiskey
    you got blamed for cheating and didn't, but then cheated and didn't get caught.
    No. I cheated both times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Partial
    It's his kid not mine........


    I think you guys should go on Maury and do a DNA test just to be sure,
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  7. 10-23-2008, 09:39 AM #67
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    I wanna know how the Skinbasket has the time to play all of these video games. I know he has no social life or anything, but I met his kids, I know he can't sit there and play video games while the older own beats on the little one. Christ I gotta get more time on my hands.
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  8. 10-23-2008, 10:02 AM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
    I wanna know how the Skinbasket has the time to play all of these video games. I know he has no social life or anything, but I met his kids, I know he can't sit there and play video games while the older own beats on the little one. Christ I gotta get more time on my hands.
    Must have taught the kids to self entertain.
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  9. 10-23-2008, 12:35 PM #69
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    I use their nap time for games. I should be working out, but I'm already fat.
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    And no, I'm not buying Guitard Hetro so you can pretend to be Ac/Dc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3irty1 View Post
    This is museum quality stupidity.
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  12. 10-23-2008, 12:56 PM #72
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    Can you believe that the new AC/DC album is only sold at Walmart?
    C.H.U.D.
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  13. 10-23-2008, 04:13 PM #73
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    GNR is supposed to release C. D. next month. I heard the first single yesterday. its not as bad as i thought it would have been. but its not as good as their first time around.
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  14. 10-23-2008, 04:22 PM #74
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    And no, I'm not buying Guitard Hetro so you can pretend to be Ac/Dc.
    Please!!!!
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    Just got the new AC/DC CD, out of a scale from 1-10 I give it a seven the first time through.
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  16. 10-24-2008, 04:30 PM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
    Just got the new AC/DC CD, out of a scale from 1-10 I give it a seven the first time through.
    Angus still have that classic SG sound going? I loved the sound of the Bon Scott days.
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  17. 10-29-2008, 01:42 PM #77
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    So the nutbag found himself looking into the toilet this morning. A bit of advice make sure you flush the toilet before you start puking in it. I got piss water splashed all over my face.

    The Skinbasket got carried away last night. He bought very expensive drinks, and then when we were asked to leave the bar he got all stoked and took me to a strip club.

    We were let down. Strippers at Silk are snotty and can't even have a good time taking off their clothes. 75% of them, bitches.

    Anyways I owe the basket
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    I took a shower when I got home and still smell a little stripper in my hair. I wish I would have puked before I went to bed. I've felt like ABC gum left in an ashtray for a week all day. Jiu Jitsu is going to be fun tonight.

    The strippers smiled at me. I think they liked me.
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  19. 10-29-2008, 05:17 PM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    I took a shower when I got home and still smell a little stripper in my hair. I wish I would have puked before I went to bed. I've felt like ABC gum left in an ashtray for a week all day. Jiu Jitsu is going to be fun tonight.

    The strippers smiled at me. I think they liked me.
    Remember the angry dike stripper in the John Waters movie Pecker? When I buy a table dance for friends that's the kind of lady I'm looking for....If I can't find that I go for bullet wounds and caesarean scars.
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  20. 10-29-2008, 06:55 PM #80
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    Responsible parenting at its best eh?
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