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He asks about that and not the bestiality...what if the animal has a headache that night?
What if I have a headache and the animal wants to get it on?
It depends how expensive the horse is.
What if the horse bought me an expensive dinner? Do i owe the horse sexual gratification?
Sounds like time for BallHawk's handy dandy "Sexual Gratification Calculation"

Take the amount of oz. your steak was + the age of the bottle of wine consumed + how many times your waiter refilled your glass of water + tip (20% of course)

Now divide that by the amount of empty parking spots in the car park of the restaurant + how many "Non-Luxury" Cars are in the parking lot.

If your number is over 10 you owe the horse some sex.