Uh-Oh!

[woodbuck27]

no Nutz, I used a condom.

edit: with a spermicide. back off, ziggy

Man - your on your toes now.

[Bretsky]

no Nutz, I used a condom.

edit: with a spermicide. back off, ziggy

Man - your on your toes now.

Ah, forget the condom; just go with the spermyside.

JUST KIDDING ZIGGGGGGGGGG; REALLY, just a bad joke

[GrnBay007]

no Nutz, I used a condom.

edit: with a spermicide. back off, ziggy

Man - your on your toes now.

I bet your #1 from the previous page......Sex Education. . 'the Canadian Way'. also helped Harlan. Keep working with him woody.

[woodbuck27]

Woody, I read every one of your home-made jokes. Although I did not LOL, I definitely felt something stir inside. I am certain I am a better person for the experience.

The only jokes I know are dirty. One I know is also racist and anti-semitic. It involves a black whino who rubs a bottle he finds in the street, and poof, out comes a jewish genie. The guy wishes he could be "white and surrounded by pussy", and poof!, she turns him into a tampon. I can't tell you the whole joke, it would be wrong.

That was - a little Canadianna and totally inspired by a really funny and wise and getting older comedic, ' Regular Sam ' - named Red Green.

Yes that was originally written - as I'm nearly bored out of my treehouse.

No actually, I'm seldom bored Harlan, as Life's a trip and I'm usually enroute.

[MJZiggy]

Woody, I read every one of your home-made jokes. Although I did not LOL, I definitely felt something stir inside. I am certain I am a better person for the experience.

The only jokes I know are dirty. One I know is also racist and anti-semitic. It involves a black whino who rubs a bottle he finds in the street, and poof, out comes a jewish genie. The guy wishes he could be "white and surrounded by pussy", and poof!, she turns him into a tampon. I can't tell you the whole joke, it would be wrong.

That was - a little Canadianna and totally inspired by a really funny and wise and getting older comedic, ' Regular Sam ' - named Red Green.

Yes that was originally written - as I'm nearly bored out of my treehouse.

No actually, I'm seldom bored Harlan, as Life's a trip and I'm usually enroute.

Life is a trip, but do you know where it's going?

[Harlan Huckleby]

Do you know where you're going to?
Do you like the things that life is showing you
Where are you going to?
Do you know...?

Do you get
What you're hoping for
When you look behind you
There's no open doors
What are you hoping for?
Do you know...?

[woodbuck27]

"Life is a trip, but do you know where it's going?' MJZiggy

Absolutely not ! I don't want to know what's happening next week,little less next month. Next year. . . Uhhh . . .whatever LIFE gives me.

I don't want to live life like a dam movie - all thought out,written, produced and directed by it's this or that's. . .

I'm a true believer of, and subscriber to 'the magical Mystery tour' . . I'm a bit of a Hippy.

and anyone that is so into. .

"let's be really organized and really careful and should we do this or do that quite frankly . . . bore's the Hell out of me Ziggy. I can't deal with cautious, anally retentive - borrrring people.

What a stupid way to exist in this life.

As I grew up and well into my adulthood. I was told often, by those that hung with me, that they never had so much fun, as they did hanging out with me. That's the only way to float.

woodbuck27 = Eddie = FUN. No shit !

I'm always having the most fun - meeting the most solid people and of all walks in life, as long as their cool - and can really laugh alot at life's deal that day, and act reasonable but a little crazy.

Most people bore me. They are too selfish.

I have easily, the most energy of any man or woman I have ever encountered, so I have enough to lend to others. I'm sorta like Jesus and that act he did with the fish and loaves - in that regard.

Noooo . . . I don't think I'm Jesus.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I'm a bit of a Hippy.

God bless you Woodbuck.

[woodbuck27]

I'm a bit of a Hippy.

God bless you Woodbuck.

We are Bud's here Tank.

Trust that in your life. I like you young man.

I'll always try to be there for YOU. Straight UP >>>>>

[Little Whiskey]

with the 1001 uses for duct tape, maybe zig should consider adding it to here approved list of birth control methods........with spermacide of course. maybe if mazzin dude would keep a roll in the car we may never have a "UH-OH part II" thread.

[MJZiggy]

I may never live this thread down, but if it keeps anybody from getting pregnant before they're ready for it (please note that I listed no age limit) then that's fine. Fire away.

[Homer Jay]

I may never live this thread down, but if it keeps anybody from getting pregnant before they're ready for it (please note that I listed no age limit) then that's fine. Fire away.

You got nothing to live down ziggy. Mazzin herself said she took your advice.

[woodbuck27]

I may never live this thread down, but if it keeps anybody from getting pregnant before they're ready for it (please note that I listed no age limit) then that's fine. Fire away.

You got nothing to live down ziggy. Mazzin herself said she took your advice.

Homer Jay shows all - how it's done

" How to be a Gentleman, and . . . set the record straight." all without duct tape. The impossible is . . .

Yay ! - Homer Jay

[Deputy Nutz]

This thread now blows.

[Mazzin]

Nutz what do you want more fighting, i like it better now.

[Deputy Nutz]

Nutz what do you want more fighting, i like it better now.

Hee Hee.

[woodbuck27]

MJZiggy attempting to assist Mazzin with proper Birth Control. You'll first off - notice her strength of patience:

[Mazzin]

So, what does everyone think about whats going on with those commi bastards in north Korea??? Change of pace.


Can you smell FYI?

[woodbuck27]

So, what does everyone think about whats going on with those commi bastards in north Korea??? Change of pace.


Can you smell FYI?

The darm men over their should be more responsible and marry the women they knock up.

Either that or we send MJZiggy over there on a mission to administer proper birth control - as the Ambassodor of Safe Sex, of course. Eh ?

[Mazzin]

I know give her a loud speaker, trash bag full of condoms, and another full of spermicide.....That would be CLASSIC.

All in love mj