This was a classic thread.
One more bump, for nostalgia's sake.
This was a classic thread.
One more bump, for nostalgia's sake.
I think people are still voting.
edited for being a dic
"But honey, if you use the back door, you don't have to worry about pregnancy ..."
"But honey, if you use the back door, you don't have to worry about pregnancy ...but you do have to worry about extreme pleasure, so sit back and relax baby"
Oh oh ! What are we into now ?Originally Posted by Dr. Nutz
** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau
she has a poopy colored eye
Mazzin,
Evidently, I can't coax you out into the open.
I've been meaning to thank you for starting one King-hell thread. I really dug this exchange. I'm sure you had no idea who great this thread would be, nobody ever does.
You got everybody involved, people got happy and pissed, and there were several solid fights. Hell, even I got into a minor spat.
One of the features of this thread I found hilarious was the poll. It kept coming up page after page and was always funny for different reasons depending on who was going crazy in the thread.
I've never voted in your poll. Because it was stupid. if you do get pregnant, you will have a child, you seem committed to that. if that happens, it really doesn't matter what you say to anybody or when you say it. Words are basically meaningless.
So your choices are all meaningless:
"Tell the parents?
Tell the Boyfriend but not the parents?
Tell both?
Wait it out for piss sticks results? " ???????????????????
It really doesn't matter.
So why not make it memorable?
Gather all of 'em together. Get 'em all ridiculously drunk (espec. mom) if they don't drink, make 'em drink, pour a fifth of Schnapps down their throats. (make sure you are hammered, too.) When they are all weaving pretty good, gather them around a fire (fire means truth, ya know). A fire pit in the driveway around 2AM sounds about right.
When everybody is wobbling good, throw back your head and yell "Guess what everybody, I'm knocked up"! then give a loud horselaugh for a couple minutes. When yer done, eveyone will have a reaction. Your mom will laugh or cry, or give you a hug. Your dad will be pissed, but try to hide it. Your boyfriend may do anything. Propose, poop his pants, run away, who knows?
But it will be over and you can keep going on with existence. The fallout may be more severe than if you did it "properly", but there will be one positive result. 6 years from now, you will have a classic story to tell about the kid, and it happened before he/she was even born!
Good advice KY and may I add:
Mazzin. . . If it's a boy - you'd better name that Lad - Brett.
** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau
Nutz,
I see a guy standing in front of her in a suit and tie, in the reflection in her eye.
Maybe you should start a poll
Who wants to get hit with the magic stick?
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
Summary: A heartwarming story of how a mother pickled her baby.
Im BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!
Well damnit A.J. Married her, so much for me gettin him.
Guys i really missed you fuckers!!!! It feels so good to be back!
And no i dont wanna get my damned baby drunk, but im not pregnant so f-that, a little pot tonight, so if im weird its all cool
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. -Morticia Addams
welcome back. you haven't missed too much. everybody seems to be yelling at tank. ziggy killed a monkey by feeding it pork. what else.... Mad had some troubles with the website, then he said he was gonna break my starfish, which sounds a lot like buggary to me.
You've got to STOP disappearing like that.Im BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!
Well damnit A.J. Married her, so much for me gettin him.
Guys i really missed you fuckers!!!! It feels so good to be back!
And no i dont wanna get my damned baby drunk, but im not pregnant so f-that, a little pot tonight, so if im weird its all cool
We have a new posse here now - headed up by Tank . . . and well he was saddling up . . . gonna head on out to find ya Mazzin.
We'll rein him in.
** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau
Dam ! I think that was a Black Forest cake.
** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau
Wow, Pickled babies were unpopular?Im BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!
Well damnit A.J. Married her, so much for me gettin him.
Guys i really missed you fuckers!!!! It feels so good to be back!
And no i dont wanna get my damned baby drunk, but im not pregnant so f-that, a little pot tonight, so if im weird its all cool
The Forum has mellowed over the years. (She isn't pregnant, so the "campifre scenario" was a joke, den dere ey?)
HH's report is about right.
You were named in a list of Tank's "friends" (So was Harlan), so ya got that goin' for ya.
Welcome back, now I'll vote in your poll.
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