Uh-Oh!

[Deputy Nutz]

Another thing Mazzin, I ain't pissed at you, I am pissed off at that fucking piece of shit blue dog.

I'm pissed at you, you hairy balled slut.

Drunk at 10:00 in the morning.

[Deputy Nutz]

Condoms do work if used properly, no reason not to keep using them, as long as user error is cut tu the minimum, and also you should chart your schedule, and figure out when you are in baby making high alert and obstain from sex during that week or so. You know I do have a dating advice column around some where around here.

Condoms do work alone to a degree. If I recall from my pre-parent days, their effectiveness rating when used consistently is 87% which means that you have a bit more than a 1 and 10 shot at getting pregnant in any given month that you use condoms alone. Once you add a spermicide along with the condom, you can pretty well stop worrying about it, though there are those who believe that abstinence (and a good vasectomy) are the only surefire ways to completely avoid preganancy. I would recommend getting yourself over to the nearest Planned Parenthood office (yes, they do much more than just abortions) where they will counsel you, go over all of your birth control options as there are a ton out there and help you figure out the best way for you, individually to avoid this situation again (they also give out free samples). Also, like I said before, should you ever have a scare like this again, pick up the folic acid tablets (folate) and start taking them if there's even a hint of maybe in there. The earlier in pregnancy you start taking it, the more effective it is at preventing neural tube defects. When you get much older and want to get pregnant, you should start taking it while you're trying to conceive. That's my speech. I hope you take this stuff to heart. Remember that raising a healthy child to age 18 costs $250,000. And then they go to college and start blowing your money like ungrateful losers.

that and you should figure out if your boyfriend is sponge worthy.

[SkinBasket]

I would be asleep by noon.

Givin Mazzin credit for livening up the board? WTF? Everyone here was licking her balls until I stood up and said, "Enough! Enough ball licking is enough!" This place would still be all love and tickles if I hadn't come off my Happy Birthday USA bender long enough to get my sight back and read what kind of pussy ass nonsense was going on round here.

Don't tell me these admin duties are making you just as soft as madtown.


This is what happens when you lock up my private places and don't give me the key so I can go play with myself. I get ornery and onerous.

[SkinBasket]

there are those who believe that abstinence (and a good vasectomy) are the only surefire ways to completely avoid preganancy.

don't rely on the vasectomy alone. My wife is evidence the human body has amazing healing properties and can overcome such silly attempts at curbing the progress of the human race.

[Deputy Nutz]

I would be asleep by noon.

Givin Mazzin credit for livening up the board? WTF? Everyone here was licking her balls until I stood up and said, "Enough! Enough ball licking is enough!" This place would still be all love and tickles if I hadn't come off my Happy Birthday USA bender long enough to get my sight back and read what kind of pussy ass nonsense was going on round here.

Don't tell me these admin duties are making you just as soft as madtown.


This is what happens when you lock up my private places and don't give me the key so I can go play with myself. I get ornery and onerous.

Well it is sort of a Chicken or the Egg situation. You couldn't have exploded on this thread if there was no thread to begin with. Think about that. Then again you probably would have found another outlet to unleash your anger. So now I am at a crossroads, shit.

[SkinBasket]

I'll explode anywhere I want to exlpode meester. That and it wasn't so much of an explosion as every seems to be making it out to be. It's not like I went all Title Town Todd on anyone. I prefer focused drunken ferver over explosion.

[SkinBasket]

Crosshatch or sumi-e? I'm working with a purple template and black overlay.

[SkinBasket]

512 MB RAM just doesn't cut it in today's world. Who wants to wait 4 minutes for a crosshatch filter? This is bullshit.

[Deputy Nutz]

Crosshatch or sumi-e? I'm working with a purple template and black overlay.

Um....What? Oh I see, you must go with the crosshatch.

[SkinBasket]

This thread may have to be moved when the lockbox comes off the new house.

[Deputy Nutz]

I don't think so, not graphic enough. Of course you can change that if you want.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Tank makes his daily blog in the Romper Room.
Mazzin wants to talk about a pregnancy scare.
Nutz has a dating advice column.

What's wrong with any of this stuff? Some people find it entertaining, others tune out. No need to make personal attacks just because somebody's style isn't your cup of tea. Ya, freedom of speech, well then it's freedom of speech for others to tell you you're being a self-rightous turd. And if you're gonna criticize, it matters how opinions are expressed. Going on a damnation tirade turns this place into the Jim Rome show.

[jack's smirking revenge]

On a neato note, Nutz and HH, your post counts are almost identical. Props to you two!

Now get a life.



tyler

[Harlan Huckleby]

well, my penis is bigger. not that that's saying a whole lot.

[MadtownPacker]

Is Mazzin really the girl in the picture? Who knows and who cares, she is cool whenever she post here and she made this thread in the right room.

Honestly, how many of you nasty crackas have yanked it to the pic?

[Harlan Huckleby]

I did. so what? I yanked it to your boot pic too.

[jack's smirking revenge]

I did, but it got caught in her braces.

tyler

[MadtownPacker]

Hahahahaha!!

[Deputy Nutz]

well, my penis is bigger. not that that's saying a whole lot.

I only showed you the tip.

[SkinBasket]

Tank makes his daily blog in the Romper Room.
Mazzin wants to talk about a pregnancy scare.
Nutz has a dating advice column.

What's wrong with any of this stuff? Some people find it entertaining, others tune out. No need to make personal attacks just because somebody's style isn't your cup of tea. Ya, freedom of speech, well then it's freedom of speech for others to tell you you're being a self-rightous turd. And if you're gonna criticize, it matters how opinions are expressed. Going on a damnation tirade turns this place into the Jim Rome show.

Is this directed at me you homo?