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    Creepy Rat HOFer SkinBasket's Avatar
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    SkinBasket is on Fire!

    Almost anyway. Woke up at 1:30am because of the deep smoky smell in the air. Turned the lights on to general haze, so the wife and I decide to investigate. A brief inspection reveals the furnace room as the source. Smoke's billowing out of something, so we decide we should probably phone for some assistance on this one.

    Call the fire department instead of 911 in hopes of avoiding a commotion. Couple minutes later a police officer shows up as we're taking the kids to the car. While he walks around the house, another cop pulls up and hangs out until the firetruck shows and blows his horn as he parks. As the wife pulls out to take the kids to the relatives, the street is looking like a patriotic rave party. Two more fire rigs roll in, repeating the "We're here!" blast of the horn. Two fire marshals or whoever the fuck the old guys who just watch from the comfort of their heated front seats pull up in pick-ups with flashy lights. Finally we got a volunteer in his Grand Am to join the party.

    Very nice people. One was even an attractive young woman - not your usual lesbian firewoman. They tried to kick the snow off their boots before going in and later offered to have the new guy help clean the floor afterward.

    Turns out whoever built our fireplace when the house was built 20 years ago decided to throw their garbage - cardboard, straw (wtf?), and assorted shims and pieces of metal) down into the ash pit. Well, it had been three days since our last fire, when the heavy winds came through at night, downdrafting hard enough to open the ash pit door and drop some hot coals in. Three days of smoldering later, they finally found their way to the collection of trash and voilĂ ! we had a nice fire raging in our ash pit, filling the house with stank ass smoke.

    Another reason why I have so much faith in the American union laborer. Always going that extra mile to make sure a job is done and done right. Unless that job is walking an extra 10 feet to a garbage can.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    Bummer.

    Smoke smell is tough to get rid of.

    Glad everyone is okay.

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    On the bright side, your house didn't burn down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HarveyWallbangers
    On the bright side, your house didn't burn down.
    What he said. Have fun painting...
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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    Is your gay porn stash is safe?

    Glad to hear you and the family are safe.

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    i can't help thinking that nutz's dad is somehow responsible.

    I'm not glad that you are safe and sound, I wish your house had burnt down, and your bankrupt insurance company defaulted on its obligations, and you were forced to take work in an auto supply company. It might improve your character.

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    Creepy Rat HOFer SkinBasket's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby
    i can't help thinking that nutz's dad is somehow responsible.

    I'm not glad that you are safe and sound, I wish your house had burnt down, and your bankrupt insurance company defaulted on its obligations, and you were forced to take work in an auto supply company. It might improve your character.
    You're a fucking moron. The only way my character will improve is if I die.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby
    i can't help thinking that nutz's dad is somehow responsible.

    I'm not glad that you are safe and sound, I wish your house had burnt down, and your bankrupt insurance company defaulted on its obligations, and you were forced to take work in an auto supply company. It might improve your character.
    don't you mean, forced to work as a chimney sweep?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoosier
    don't you mean, forced to work as a chimney sweep?
    it takes pretty narrow shoulders to that work. maybe a good fit, unless the little rascal has beefed up on 'roids for extremely mixed extremely martial fighting art.

    damn, I was just reading about chimney sweeps yesterday! those kids were dead before they figured out they would be better off running away.
    http://asms.k12.ar.us/classes/humani...MS.htm#CHIMNEY

    I can picture skinbasket singing that song from Mary Poppins
    chim chiminy chim chimminy chim chim cheree
    a sweep is as lucky as lucky can be chim

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    Maybe that scrawny little Skinbisquette does have some redeeming qualities. After all, it's not often that William Blake and Mary Poppins make an appearance together in the Romper Room.

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    Creepy Rat HOFer SkinBasket's Avatar
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    While the attention you fellas have given to thinking about my body is a bit flattering, you seem to be laboring under some false pretenses as I'm probably almost as fat as Partial. Which isn't a good thing since he's a couple inches shorter than me.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    While the attention you fellas have given to thinking about my body is a bit flattering, you seem to be laboring under some false pretenses as I'm probably almost as fat as Partial. Which isn't a good thing since he's a couple inches shorter than me.
    In the pants?
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    This is museum quality stupidity.

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    With your balls always on fire, did you check that too?
    After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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    Yep, I read the headline and was thinking about some cream or pill to make the burning go away.
    I don't hold Grudges. It's counterproductive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    While the attention you fellas have given to thinking about my body is a bit flattering, you seem to be laboring under some false pretenses as I'm probably almost as fat as Partial. Which isn't a good thing since he's a couple inches shorter than me.
    Wow, you are over 6' ?

    :P

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    No, he's 5'3" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Just kidding--he's at least 5'6")
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrnBay007
    Wow, you are over 6' ?

    :P
    6' or 6"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HarveyWallbangers
    Quote Originally Posted by GrnBay007
    Wow, you are over 6' ?

    :P
    6' or 6"?





    Glad your family was safe skin!

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