Quote Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby
oh God, I remember when I was about 12 years old, my dad gave me a TERRIBLE haircut. Little bangs hanging down in front. He really should have stuck with buzz cuts.

My younger brother saw me and said without hesitation or smile, "Morning, Captain." I knew instantly what he was referring.
Probably because your dad was shitfaced drunk when he cut your hair