I'd say the dim one is Skin. I remember last year about this time when he was explaining how tough his life is, meanwhile bragging about how great his new blu-ray player looked, and was a key contributor in the video game thread. Talked about how he earned the ten minutes a day to break away and spend it on this site (I'd guess it's closer to 45 minutes to an hour for the skinster).

Must be nice to marry a rich girl. I still suspects she dumps him eventually. That, or she's an uggo.