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    Double entendre hilarity ensues over trillion $ Stimulus

    “We expressed our concerns about some of the spending that’s being proposed in the House bill,” House Minority Leader John Boehner (for the purpose of this post, rhymes with 'loner') said after meeting with Obama.

    “How can you spend hundreds of millions of dollars on contraceptives?” Boehner asked. “How does that stimulate the economy?”

    Boehner said congressional Republicans are also concerned about the size of the package.

    “Government can’t solve this problem,” he said.

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    As funny as the 'Stimulus Package' (that's what she called it) is, the double meanings laden in every utterance of our esteemed public officials offers countless opportunities for wordplay fun. Find your own phrases and post them here.
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    Boehner Hard On Congressional Democrats!
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    Boehner wilts as pressure to stimulate heightens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobblehead
    Boehner wilts as pressure to stimulate heightens.

    [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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    Republican Boehner rises to position immediately under Pelosi.
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    Obviously Boehner senses this issue coming to a final explosive climax very soon.

    Was he talking to Barney Frank when he said this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by texaspackerbacker
    Republican Boehner rises to position immediately under Pelosi.
    eewww!! I didn't need to think about that image.
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    never mind

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