OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[Screwadu]

I have found that the sybian keeps the cup shaken, not stirred. You'll never hit a pothole the same way again.

[Screwadu]

I wondered why you got an A+ for the entire semester when you were skipping out most times to roll around under the bleachers with whats-his-name and smoke weed. You could have clued a sister in, you know.

[easy cheesy]

I wondered why you got an A+ for the entire semester when you were skipping out most times to roll around under the bleachers with whats-his-name and smoke weed. You could have clued a sister in, you know.

Don't hate bitch... we'll always have Mike... Sistah's 4-evah!!!

[Screwadu]

You always get the corndog and you hog up all the condiments. Once in awhile I'd like to go to Australia too, you know.

[easy cheesy]

You always get the corndog and you hog up all the condiments. Once in awhile I'd like to go to Australia too, you know.

I got the dibs on the Dingo market... but... ok... an occasional "roo" might do you real good

[Screwadu]

I knew when I agreed to our little "thing" that you were there first, etc. But once in awhile I'd like to be more than support, if you know what I mean. Sit there, move slower, lean in, don't look directly into the camera, jeez. All I ask is that now and then I get to be the milkmaid instead of the bullseye, is that too much to ask?

[Screwadu]

LOL I just remembered that night we were all hopped up on Captain Morgan and amyl nitrate and I was all IT WONT GO IN THERE and you were all THE HUMAN BODY CAN ADJUST TO ADVERSE EXTREMES and he was in the corner videotaping a spider.

[easy cheesy]

LOL I just remembered that night we were all hopped up on Captain Morgan and amyl nitrate and I was all IT WONT GO IN THERE and you were all THE HUMAN BODY CAN ADJUST TO ADVERSE EXTREMES and he was in the corner videotaping a spider.

It had eight legs... he thought it was a "party"... addressing the "spider" fascination anyway... It was a Renfield moment...that poor little spider..

[Screwadu]

What a gal won't do for a hella lot of inches and free narcotics.

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What a gal won't do for a hella lot of inches and free narcotics.

Ohhhhh and does Mike have inches...lots and lots of inches... sorry I stuck you with his lesser endowed wing man last time... four inches doesn't mean much unless you're Brett Favre... thanks for taking one "for the team"...now... about those narcotics....

[easy cheesy]

We'll live to fight another day my sweet lil bitch....

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun... but Mama... that's where the fun is....

[easy cheesy]

Can't sleep and have a long day ahead....xanax hasn't kicked in... what's a "fur baby" to do?????

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[HowardRoark]

[MadtownPacker]

Yeah this place is fuckin lost now. Hope it is worth Iron Mike getting his dick wet.

[Zool]

Yeah this place is fuckin lost now. Hope it is worth Iron Mike getting his dick wet.

Its ALWAYS worth getting your dick wet. Otherwise crazy chicks would never get laid.

[SkinBasket]

What the mother fuck happened in here? You folks need to start your own vagina dialogues thread.

[Deputy Nutz]

"Oh my eggs!"

[easy cheesy]

"Oh my eggs!"

Scrambled? Over Easy? With Cheese? Omelettes with sprinkles of fascinating little blue and orange droplets for color... you know... just decorative purposes of course.... Oh wait... wrong team..