OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[retailguy]

So I could have an easy commute for once?

I would personally like to thank you and the rest of the mass transit crowd. Your energy conservation leaves enough fuel for me to continue to drive to work by myself. I'm very grateful. Thank you so much.

[MJZiggy]

It's actually faster. Except maybe for today. I probably could have used the drive too.

[falco]

Why the hell did we pay people not to work today?

Before it became politically incorrect, we used to celebrate the discovery of this country, even after we knew it was not historically accurate....

wow, i don't even know where to go with this one RG.

[SkinBasket]

I wish nutz was better at Gears of War.

[Deputy Nutz]

How many times do I have to beat Street Fighter IV in front of you to show you how small your pecker is.

[GrnBay007]

Just got home from shopping for the accessories for my daughter's homecoming dress. Talk about anxiety! When did homecoming dresses stop being cute and become sexy looking?

[Freak Out]

Just got home from shopping for the accessories for my daughter's homecoming dress. Talk about anxiety! When did homecoming dresses stop being cute and become sexy looking?

Long ago.

[Deputy Nutz]

Just got home from shopping for the accessories for my daughter's homecoming dress. Talk about anxiety! When did homecoming dresses stop being cute and become sexy looking?

When you became a mom.

But really, sex is getting younger and younger

[retailguy]

Just got home from shopping for the accessories for my daughter's homecoming dress. Talk about anxiety! When did homecoming dresses stop being cute and become sexy looking?

Long ago.

Homecoming dresses have always been sexy. You used to want to be sexy, then you justified that by saying sexy was "cute". Now that it's your daughter, you are out of excuses.

Earlier this fall, we were in Kohl's picking out a jacket for our 13 year old. A young boy walked by and actually walked into a display checking her out....

I looked at him, and told him it would be a good idea if he started running... Never saw him again.

[GrnBay007]

Just got home from shopping for the accessories for my daughter's homecoming dress. Talk about anxiety! When did homecoming dresses stop being cute and become sexy looking?

When you became a mom.

LOL...true!!

But really, sex is getting younger and younger

Yeah well, we're ok in that department. ....and hoping for another 3.5 years!

[MJZiggy]

I just got a commitment for 6-8. HA!

[Deputy Nutz]

Just got home from shopping for the accessories for my daughter's homecoming dress. Talk about anxiety! When did homecoming dresses stop being cute and become sexy looking?

When you became a mom.

LOL...true!!

But really, sex is getting younger and younger

Yeah well, we're ok in that department. ....and hoping for another 3.5 years!

That is not what I mean. The mainstream is selling it to girls at a younger and younger age. It is very hard when sex is pushed and bombed on these kids. This begins peer pressure, attention from young men, peck order established.

[GrnBay007]

That is not what I mean. The mainstream is selling it to girls at a younger and younger age. It is very hard when sex is pushed and bombed on these kids. This begins peer pressure, attention from young men, peck order established.

Very, very true!!

[SkinBasket]

That is not what I mean. The mainstream is selling it to girls at a younger and younger age. It is very hard when sex is pushed and bombed on these kids. This begins peer pressure, attention from young men, peck order established.

Very, very true!!

nutz is very in tune to the lives of young girls. He reads Twilight.

[Freak Out]

That is not what I mean. The mainstream is selling it to girls at a younger and younger age. It is very hard when sex is pushed and bombed on these kids. This begins peer pressure, attention from young men, peck order established.

Very, very true!!

nutz is very in tune to the lives of young girls. He reads Twilight.

That's the kiss of death...almost like asking for a pizza stone from your girlfriend.

[Deputy Nutz]

That is not what I mean. The mainstream is selling it to girls at a younger and younger age. It is very hard when sex is pushed and bombed on these kids. This begins peer pressure, attention from young men, peck order established.

Very, very true!!

nutz is very in tune to the lives of young girls. He reads Twilight.

At least I don't read it outloud to my wife and vise versa.

[falco]

That is not what I mean. The mainstream is selling it to girls at a younger and younger age. It is very hard when sex is pushed and bombed on these kids. This begins peer pressure, attention from young men, peck order established.

Very, very true!!

nutz is very in tune to the lives of young girls. He reads Twilight.

At least I don't read it outloud to my wife and vise versa.

for shame

[SkinBasket]

That is not what I mean. The mainstream is selling it to girls at a younger and younger age. It is very hard when sex is pushed and bombed on these kids. This begins peer pressure, attention from young men, peck order established.

Very, very true!!

nutz is very in tune to the lives of young girls. He reads Twilight.

At least I don't read it outloud to my wife and vise versa.

for shame

You've never heard my interpretive version of Twilight before.

[falco]

You've never heard my interpretive version of Twilight before.

if it puts me to sleep better than CSPAN i'm in.

[SkinBasket]

You've never heard my interpretive version of Twilight before.

if it puts me to sleep better than CSPAN i'm in.

The best thing is, you don't even need to change the words, just how you read them. That book is just one giant pornographic eruption waiting to happen and I'm a tectonic plate with a literary omnipresent erection.