Dear Nutz

[MJZiggy]

Hey ladies. Just so you know, when you try to hold your tits in place with your forearms when you run you look stupid. And you look like you're afraid of sex. Not that anyone will want to have sex with someone pinning their boobs in place an looking like a retard when you run.

Dude, we don't do that shit to look sexy. It has two reasons: 1) Those things hurt when they bounce around like that and 2) we don't want our boobs hanging around our belly buttons, so not stretching all that stuff out is worth not turning your ass on while we run.

[SkinBasket]

Dude, we don't do that shit to look sexy. It has two reasons: 1) Those things hurt when they bounce around like that and 2) we don't want our boobs hanging around our belly buttons, so not stretching all that stuff out is worth not turning your ass on while we run.

Then ya'll should wear a bra. Hippies. Or don't run. Or only run at night when no one can see you.

[MJZiggy]

Then ya'll should wear a bra. Hippies. Or don't run. Or only run at night when no one can see you.

That's with a bra. Try having boobs once. It's more complicated than you'd like to believe.