Dear Nutz

[MJZiggy]

AGAIN????

[SkinBasket]

AGAIN????

What do you mean again? I have never paid any asian woman to punch nutz in the balls before. I may have been a party to paying a black woman to grab his balls in a very ninja-like sneak attack, but never an asian.

[MJZiggy]

What happens in Green Bay stays in Green Bay...If you'd have stayed (which I do realize was not possible on that particular evening) you'd know.

[SkinBasket]

You're just gonna throw all Asians in the same boat aren't you? Asianist.

[MJZiggy]

No, it's not the Asian, I don't think she was Asian.

[SkinBasket]

So it's ball punchers that you're painting with a broad brush? Ball puncherist.

Which reminds me. Nutz has this spectacular fetish ball punching video that'll take your breath away, no matter how tough you think you are.

[MJZiggy]

I've seen it. Brutal. Though I could use the link again if you have it. (I wonder if sending that link to a guy would result in a restraining order... )

[SkinBasket]

Ziggy, are you flying into Milwaukee so you can go on the Wisconsin Mellon Tasting Tour? I told nutz to invite Partial, but he's afraid he would actually come along, so there's a spot open next to the big black hooker.

[MJZiggy]

If I go, I'll have to fly into either Madison or GB.

[Deputy Nutz]

http://www.mmatko.com/tim-sylvia-vs-...enaline-mma-3/

Tim Sylvia might be the funniest joke to come our way in MMA.

He talks all this shit how Mercer doesn't want an MMA fight, but wait Mercer doesn't hesitate to move from a boxing match to an MMA fight.

Mention, Mercer is 48 years old.

[SkinBasket]

If I go, I'll have to fly into either Madison or GB.

Well, we're picking up Harlan outside of the Bristol Club anyway, so we'll see you in Madison.

Nutz, is there any way we can paint your minivan up like the A Team van before we go?

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

You're outside my house. But by the time you read this you'll be home and I'll be missing you.

Love,
SkinBasket

[Deputy Nutz]

funny I am standing in your yard, naked

[SnakeLH2006]

funny I am standing in your yard, naked

I was wasted with some buddies on my porch last nite wondering who that gay, naked guy was. It was amazing to think after so many beers and firing over 20 shots with a pellet gun at your nuts wouldn't get you to leave my yard. Is PCP back in fashion now as the drug of choice? But then again, maybe all those fat black stripper STD's got ahold of ya, and made your nuts the version of Darkman with no feeling? Snake's all bout fucking some shit up, but ain't loving no hate crimes.

[SkinBasket]

funny I am standing in your yard, naked

You did tell me you would take those bushes down to avoid sticky situations like this...

[Deputy Nutz]

It is now raining quite hard, Skin's house is now fucked.

[SkinBasket]

At least the sump pump still works.

[SkinBasket]

At least the sump pump still works.

Well, it was working at midnight. Between then and daylight, a few hundred gallons of water started hanging out in the carpet. Wet carpet is heavy. Wet carpet padding is heavier. Strange my insurance agent isn't answering his phone. Fucking insurance agents.

[Scott Campbell]

At least the sump pump still works.

Well, it was working at midnight. Between then and daylight, a few hundred gallons of water started hanging out in the carpet. Wet carpet is heavy. Wet carpet padding is heavier. Strange my insurance agent isn't answering his phone. Fucking insurance agents.

Sorry Skin - that sucks. Are the walls ok?

[SkinBasket]

At least the sump pump still works.

Well, it was working at midnight. Between then and daylight, a few hundred gallons of water started hanging out in the carpet. Wet carpet is heavy. Wet carpet padding is heavier. Strange my insurance agent isn't answering his phone. Fucking insurance agents.

Sorry Skin - that sucks. Are the walls ok?

Yeah, they'll be fine. We spent a few hours sucking water out with a shop vac, then just started cutting and hauling it out. 900+ sqaure feet. 3/8" padding. I slept well.