Dear Nutz

[SkinBasket]

Dear Nutz,

Are we going to Sharky's this saturday?

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear Nutz,

Are we going to Sharky's this saturday?

Umm, no we are not, I get to go to the Starlight Opera House's fundraising dinner. I feel so much better than those that can't go to this thing.

[SkinBasket]

Dear Nutz,

Are we going to Sharky's this saturday?

Umm, no we are not, I get to go to the Starlight Opera House's fundraising dinner. I feel so much better than those that can't go to this thing.

You homo. Lyoto weeps a little for you.

[Partial]

I have encountered the sandwich photo on Facebook and have requested to befriend the sammie.

[SkinBasket]

Dear Nutz,

Do you have any tools that can break an inch of concrete without harming the decking under it? Something better than a crowbar would be cool, but not necessary. I may need to visit you.

Love,
The SkinBasket

[Scott Campbell]

Dear Nutz,

Do you have any tools that can break an inch of concrete without harming the decking under it? Something better than a crowbar would be cool, but not necessary. I may need to visit you.

Love,
The SkinBasket

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear Nutz,

Do you have any tools that can break an inch of concrete without harming the decking under it? Something better than a crowbar would be cool, but not necessary. I may need to visit you.

Love,
The SkinBasket

sure it is called Thunder Cock, and it resides just above my nut sack.

[SkinBasket]

Dear Nutz,

Do you have any tools that can break an inch of concrete without harming the decking under it? Something better than a crowbar would be cool, but not necessary. I may need to visit you.

Love,
The SkinBasket

sure it is called Thunder Cock, and it resides just above my nut sack.

I would come an borrow this "thunder cock" but have discovered that breaking the mortar would just be a waste of time. I would then have to pour new mortar and level it and have this all done in a day, so I refuse. I'll figure something out later when you help me resurface the fireplace.

[SkinBasket]

Dear fuckerpants,

Are we going to go out Sunday night? Thats the night the chick works the bar.

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

Are you still alive?

If so, have you located your lost dignity yet?

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear nutz,

Are you still alive?

If so, have you located your lost dignity yet?

The dignity was long gone about the time the dry heaves started at 2:30am.

I am not the kind of guy that can start drinking at 9:30am, and stop at 8:45pm with a kamakazee off a fat strippers ass.

[SkinBasket]

She was one big girl. What a disaster. When the best part of the night at a seedy strip club is befriending an old man trying to lure college guys into his RV for a ride back to campus, you have to know that god might hate you.

[Freak Out]

Skin...is that a photo of the "new" Partial you are using in the avatar now?

[SkinBasket]

Skin...is that a photo of the "new" Partial you are using in the avatar now?

I would never do something so disrespectful as to display the naked torso of a poster. Someone would have to be a terrible person to do something like that.

[MJZiggy]

Dear nutz,

Are you still alive?

If so, have you located your lost dignity yet?

The dignity was long gone about the time the dry heaves started at 2:30am.

I am not the kind of guy that can start drinking at 9:30am, and stop at 8:45pm with a kamakazee off a fat strippers ass.

I had you pegged all wrong.

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear nutz,

Are you still alive?

If so, have you located your lost dignity yet?

The dignity was long gone about the time the dry heaves started at 2:30am.

I am not the kind of guy that can start drinking at 9:30am, and stop at 8:45pm with a kamakazee off a fat strippers ass.

I had you pegged all wrong.

I am older now. I was more of a quick rinse kind of guy to get my drink on, I was never one to drink all day long. I paid for it in spades and dollar bills. Skin was right though, I kept telling him all about my lost dignity. The funny thing is, when you drink all day long you don't actually think you are that bombed until you walk through your front door.

[Scott Campbell]

[Freak Out]

Scorched junk....unless it was blown off.

[MJZiggy]

Instant vasectomy.

[hoosier]

Darwin award candidate.