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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    Dear Nutz,

    Do you have any tools that can break an inch of concrete without harming the decking under it? Something better than a crowbar would be cool, but not necessary. I may need to visit you.

    Love,
    The SkinBasket


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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    Dear Nutz,

    Do you have any tools that can break an inch of concrete without harming the decking under it? Something better than a crowbar would be cool, but not necessary. I may need to visit you.

    Love,
    The SkinBasket
    sure it is called Thunder Cock, and it resides just above my nut sack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    Dear Nutz,

    Do you have any tools that can break an inch of concrete without harming the decking under it? Something better than a crowbar would be cool, but not necessary. I may need to visit you.

    Love,
    The SkinBasket
    sure it is called Thunder Cock, and it resides just above my nut sack.
    I would come an borrow this "thunder cock" but have discovered that breaking the mortar would just be a waste of time. I would then have to pour new mortar and level it and have this all done in a day, so I refuse. I'll figure something out later when you help me resurface the fireplace.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    Dear fuckerpants,

    Are we going to go out Sunday night? Thats the night the chick works the bar.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    Dear nutz,

    Are you still alive?

    If so, have you located your lost dignity yet?
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    Dear nutz,

    Are you still alive?

    If so, have you located your lost dignity yet?
    The dignity was long gone about the time the dry heaves started at 2:30am.

    I am not the kind of guy that can start drinking at 9:30am, and stop at 8:45pm with a kamakazee off a fat strippers ass.

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    She was one big girl. What a disaster. When the best part of the night at a seedy strip club is befriending an old man trying to lure college guys into his RV for a ride back to campus, you have to know that god might hate you.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    Skin...is that a photo of the "new" Partial you are using in the avatar now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freak Out
    Skin...is that a photo of the "new" Partial you are using in the avatar now?
    I would never do something so disrespectful as to display the naked torso of a poster. Someone would have to be a terrible person to do something like that.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

  10. #290
    Quote Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    Dear nutz,

    Are you still alive?

    If so, have you located your lost dignity yet?
    The dignity was long gone about the time the dry heaves started at 2:30am.

    I am not the kind of guy that can start drinking at 9:30am, and stop at 8:45pm with a kamakazee off a fat strippers ass.
    I had you pegged all wrong.
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    Quote Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    Dear nutz,

    Are you still alive?

    If so, have you located your lost dignity yet?
    The dignity was long gone about the time the dry heaves started at 2:30am.

    I am not the kind of guy that can start drinking at 9:30am, and stop at 8:45pm with a kamakazee off a fat strippers ass.
    I had you pegged all wrong.
    I am older now. I was more of a quick rinse kind of guy to get my drink on, I was never one to drink all day long. I paid for it in spades and dollar bills. Skin was right though, I kept telling him all about my lost dignity. The funny thing is, when you drink all day long you don't actually think you are that bombed until you walk through your front door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
    Scorched junk....unless it was blown off.

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    Instant vasectomy.
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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    Darwin award candidate.

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    Just thankful that bastard can't reproduce: natural selection at its finest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    I would never do something so disrespectful as to display the naked torso of a poster. Someone would have to be a terrible person to do something like that.
    Snake's Twitter comments would be LEGENDARY.........if I was ugly or gave a shit about Twitter.

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    dear nutz,

    I'm going to fuck your mom tonight. I'm in the bushes right now, composing this on my PSP loaded with violent porn. That's what makes me a terrible poster and a child rapist, according to our esteemed administrator.

    You may call me papa from now on. I will always love you.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    dear nutz,

    I'm going to fuck your mom tonight. I'm in the bushes right now, composing this on my PSP loaded with violent porn. That's what makes me a terrible poster and a child rapist, according to our esteemed administrator.

    You may call me papa from now on. I will always love you.
    I just reported this to the Central Scrutinizer. You will be sent to the Church of Apliantology for reeducation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    dear nutz,

    I'm going to fuck your mom tonight. I'm in the bushes right now, composing this on my PSP loaded with violent porn. That's what makes me a terrible poster and a child rapist, according to our esteemed administrator.

    You may call me papa from now on. I will always love you.
    You are fucking dead. I would tell you I am going to fuck your mom as well but where is the challenge in that?

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