Sometimes you want to go where no one knows your name, and they're never glad you came.Originally Posted by SkinBasket
Sometimes you want to go where no one knows your name, and they're never glad you came.
"Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
I was thinking about trying that p90x bullshit, but sometimes I'm really tired in the morning, and I would have to get in the workout, a shower, and looking at porn before the kids get up, which is at like 6:30. I could do it, theoretically, but each morning is reality and it feels better to lay in bed.
So, for now I'm doing brief workouts - jogging and Pilates, and light weights on the machine on days I'm not going to be out building something or felling trees or having sex or whatever that requires physical effort. Also, right now we've been taking walks through the property looking for sheds. I'm becoming kind of a naturalist exercise person. But I still refuse to eat like those guys who get in shape do.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
P90 is effective but man, the ab ripper makes me feel close to puking. The yoga day is good.
Dear nutz,
Don't forget I'm going to visit you Thursday. I know you will be excited, but try to get some sleep this week so you're not so grumpy.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
The anticipation has been dreadful
Dear Nutz,
My credit card fraud alert system ruined my wife's surprise gift for me this year: A week long bear hunt in Quebec. Walleye, pike, bass and trout fishing also whenever you want. I'll admit, I'm a little afraid of Canada, given the representation it's had here, and the AIDS and all, but I'll be thinking of you in early June.
xoxo,
Skinbasket
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
Take as many pictures as you can without diminishing the experience. If that means taking zero and expressing your account of the events with ms paint that'll work. Actually that's preferred.
70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Al Harris.
You say this knowing the whole thing will be crudely drawn dicks.
Hey, it's Canada, not your mom's vagina.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
Those are real ones.
Anyway, how's your diet nutz? I only ask because my wife is making me prepare her paleo meals. I will also eat the paleo meals, but then I'm going to eat a bunch of potato chips and chocolate and cheese after that. I'm also not going to stop drinking. That's ridiculous.
Anyway again, you seemed kind of desperate sometimes without the whole bread or pasta option, although you ate cheese, so that means you must have been on the diet of that guy who had AIDS and died, which is different. What I'm getting at is... How is a world without bread or pasta? Are you okay?
Paleo seems okay by me. It's what we strive for anyway - the freshest natural stuff without processed sugars. I just need to supplement it. With sugar and alcohol and salty snacks.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
No real issues after the first few weeks of cutting that stuff out. I didn't realize what a significant fat ass I had become, and even though I am not exactly skinny there is quite a bit of difference in appearance. I started Crossfit last week. It's not exactly walking on a treadmill for thirty minutes and then sitting in a sauna, but I got through two workouts already and I am going back for a third tonight.
Well let me know how much this trip to Canada is gonna cost. I can maybe talk my wife into letting me go....
Are you going to be back for my yearly trip to Kentucky? You should shoot a bear with your bow, more challenging and dangerous.
Also an invite would have been nice.
Oh, I'm going to the Doctor today. I feel like I have high blood pressure. I'm only a couple months from 40 so maybe he'll want to finger my butthole. Jokes on him though, I haven't showered for a couple days.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
I don't know how much it cost, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't want you there.
Speaking of which, I should be visiting sometime soon. YOu have any family obligations in late Feb or early March?
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
I won't gen available the last weekend in Feb. first weekend in March I am good to go.
I get that Autumn doesn't want me there, but do you want me there? You just tell me when and where and it will be a total coincident! Would she send you back there next year for my 40th? Hell she could even come, but she can't cut into our cuddle time. Also I would still like to show up to Kentucky so let me know what's a good week in June.
Also we rented a beach house in North Carolina. Any interest bringing the family down? Last full week in July
We still have several things being planned, so I won't know when's the best time in June for a little bit yet. I wouldn't mind NC, but that's a long way to drive, I think. I'm not sure, and Im too lazy to look right now. I'll let you know about March asap. Lots of moving parts. Lathered, slick, sultry parts.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
It would take you around 8-9 hours
I'm aiming for March 3rd to visit you for an evening.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
Not consuming dairy has resolved my decades long heartburn issue.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
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