Dear Nutz

[Freak Out]

Sweet mother of god.

He might be dreaming of his mother considering he's asleep. How long was he down?

[SkinBasket]

Only a few seconds. He'll be okay.

[Deputy Nutz]

eating balls

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

We should consider consider going out again and finalizing your terms of servitude. First In have to figure out how to open our broken dishwasher and free my utensil brethren inside.

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear nutz,

We should consider consider going out again and finalizing your terms of servitude. First In have to figure out how to open our broken dishwasher and free my utensil brethren inside.

How did you get your dick trapped in the dishwasher?

[Scott Campbell]

Dear nutz,

We should consider consider going out again and finalizing your terms of servitude. First In have to figure out how to open our broken dishwasher and free my utensil brethren inside.

How did you get your dick trapped in the dishwasher?

Oh come on. Like you've never tried that out of curiosity.

[MJZiggy]

You guys'll stick that thing just about anywhere, won't you?

[Scott Campbell]

You guys'll stick that thing just about anywhere, won't you?

You'll have to ask nicer than that Dear.

[hoosier]

Walked right into that one.

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

We should consider consider going out again and finalizing your terms of servitude. First In have to figure out how to open our broken dishwasher and free my utensil brethren inside.

How did you get your dick trapped in the dishwasher?

I think the more appropriate question is how did I manage to go this long without getting my dick trapped in the dishwasher?

It's all good now. Fucking plastic parts being used in the worst places. USA! USA! USA! Gooooooooooooooooooooooooo labor unions!

You interested in a dishwasher that needs a $20 part to get fixed? The wife's been looking for an excuse to get a new one. This one only has a little man juice in it and washes most of this shit off of the dishes. Not all, but most, or most of some of it anyway.

[Deputy Nutz]

I don't need a dishwasher. I wish I did. How do you get your wife to do dishes?

[SkinBasket]

Go fuck yourself.

[SkinBasket]

I'm buying a Bosch. I'm going to fuck the quiet right out of it.

[SkinBasket]

Anyway, is Monday good for you?

[MJZiggy]

Go fuck yourself.

I don't think that'll get her to do anything...My ex used to do the dishes when I was home. He argued about it once and I left him home with the baby all day. He never complained about the dishes again.

[SkinBasket]

Go fuck yourself.

I don't think that'll get her to do anything...My ex used to do the dishes when I was home. He argued about it once and I left him home with the baby all day. He never complained about the dishes again.

Where did you go?

[Deputy Nutz]

Go fuck yourself.

I don't think that'll get her to do anything...My ex used to do the dishes when I was home. He argued about it once and I left him home with the baby all day. He never complained about the dishes again.

Where did you go?

She went back to her home on whore Island. that was a mean trick to play on that poor man. First you make him do the dishes, then take care of a baby.

where did you find the baby?

[Deputy Nutz]

Anyway, is Monday good for you?

thanks for offering to come help with the playset, my kids thank you.

Sure. Monday is fine.

[MJZiggy]

Go fuck yourself.

I don't think that'll get her to do anything...My ex used to do the dishes when I was home. He argued about it once and I left him home with the baby all day. He never complained about the dishes again.

Where did you go?

I went to the bookstore, then out to lunch, then made a stop at the Home Depot and Lowes because the bastards at HD didn't have what I wanted, then I went to Target, did the grocery shopping and went home. I know I should have gone to the strip club, but they don't have male strip clubs...

[Deputy Nutz]

Go fuck yourself.

I don't think that'll get her to do anything...My ex used to do the dishes when I was home. He argued about it once and I left him home with the baby all day. He never complained about the dishes again.

Where did you go?

I went to the bookstore, then out to lunch, then made a stop at the Home Depot and Lowes because the bastards at HD didn't have what I wanted, then I went to Target, did the grocery shopping and went home. I know I should have gone to the strip club, but they don't have male strip clubs...

What is a male strip club?