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Thread: Ted Is Trapped In the Closet, Chap. 12

  1. 07-17-2006, 11:06 PM #1
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    Ted Is Trapped In the Closet, Chap. 12

    Ted Is Trapped in the Closet, Chap. 12 (with John Lennon, legandary musican and true liberal)

    The amorous ambiguities of my life
    The benevolence of my wife
    Live as a liberal, die as a liberal
    Such a shame this high is temporal
    Allow me to eat up your sorrow
    Make love to me til morrow

    There Ted sits and he wonders
    There Ted sits and he ponders
    O, the hour is lonesome late
    Polar bear, decide our fate!

    As the army of repentance conquers my high
    The prophet Lennon gives out a sigh:
    We cry in a prison
    We love in a prison
    We dream in a prison like fools

    Ted doesnt care, does he?
    He laughs while we fall, doesnt she?
    The queen of all fuck ups, it's her inhuman nature
    To fondle us with a morose melancholy future

    As the army of repentance conquers my high
    The prophet Lennon gives out a sigh:
    Wood becomes a flute when it's loved
    Reach for yourself and your battered mates
    Mirror becomes a razor when it's broken
    Look in the mirror and see your shattered fate
    I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.
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  2. 07-18-2006, 11:30 AM #2
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    Damn it, people!!! If I dont see more views, I'm gonna have no choice but to move these songs back to JSO, where I avged 100+ views per song.

    This is my best song by far, in IMO.
    I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.
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  3. 07-18-2006, 12:40 PM #3
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    let me ask you this tank...

    where did being a liberal get lennon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Partial
    where did being a liberal get lennon?
    this is dumb
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  5. 07-18-2006, 12:44 PM #5
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    I just wanted to respond with dead. I didn't mean any political behind it. I wanted to make a family guy style joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby
    Quote Originally Posted by Partial
    where did being a liberal get lennon?
    this is dumb
    I agree.
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  7. 07-18-2006, 01:29 PM #7
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    How's work today tank?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Partial
    How's work today tank?
    Bored. Back to data entries for now. The girl has to work.
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  9. 07-18-2006, 01:35 PM #9
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    how is the fair lady? are you two an item now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Partial
    how is the fair lady? are you two an item now?
    Yep, we are.
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    did you put it in her butt
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  12. 07-18-2006, 02:10 PM #12
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    What a romantic love story.
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    did u get 3k of putting it in the butts worth?
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    Since Partail seems to think annals stands for anal, so I am changing the word to ambiguties. See the 1st line.
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    it had nothing to do with that, I didn't read your story. I just asked if you put it in her butt. The two are completely unrelated topics
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    You seem fixated Partial.
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    This is museum quality stupidity.
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    Tank, I thought you already did Chapter 12. Shouldn't this be 13?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GBMichele
    Tank, I thought you already did Chapter 12. Shouldn't this be 13?
    Not sure. I think i am losing track of it. Will check.
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  20. 07-18-2006, 04:58 PM #20
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    I think you had the right idea with taking it back to JSO.
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