In Puyallup, WA there is a "Nearly Naked" Fireworks Stand. You can buy your fireworks from a place staffed by bikini-clad, attractive young women.
Last year, bikini-clad baristas made coffee stands more "attractive" in both Seattle and Portland.
Buy your fireworks out here, folks!
http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index...d_firewor.html