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    U Go Gramps!!!



    77-Year-Old Man Beats Down Armed Robber With Soft Drink

    77-year old Pat Gillespie must have looked like a vulnerable target as he unloaded groceries in front of his Flint, Mich., home last Thursday. But when a gunman swooped in to rob the Air Force veteran, the thief learned firsthand the perils of trying to steal from someone who has just returned from the supermarket.

    That's because instead of emptying his pockets, Gillespie reached into one of the bags and pulled out the biggest thing he could find: a 2-liter bottle of Pepsi. Gillespie used the weighted plastic container to beat his assailant with a barrage of blows that didn't stop even when the criminal shot Gillespie in the groin. Eventually the would-be robber fled, empty-handed.

    "I'm not a fighter but I don't need any B.S. from anybody," said the retiree, who shows no ill-effect from the shooting other than a temporary limp. "This is my house."

    So what did Gillespie do with his weapon of choice? Why the unsentimental vigilante drank it, of course.

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    Cheese & Beer Rat All-Pro MichiganPackerFan's Avatar
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    That's great! Gotta be a tough person to live in the area formerly known as Flint

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    Gran Torino?
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    I'll never feel the need to take a bullet in the groin just to save my groceries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
    I'll never feel the need to take a bullet in the groin just to save my groceries.
    Ok, just hypothetically, what if it was beer?

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    not surprised, flint is a horrible place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MichiganPackerFan
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
    I'll never feel the need to take a bullet in the groin just to save my groceries.
    Ok, just hypothetically, what if it was beer?


    What kind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
    Quote Originally Posted by MichiganPackerFan
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
    I'll never feel the need to take a bullet in the groin just to save my groceries.
    Ok, just hypothetically, what if it was beer?


    What kind?
    You should be embarrassed for asking such a question.

    But I suppose there could be some importance assigned based on a measure of inverse relationship between quality and quantity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
    Quote Originally Posted by MichiganPackerFan
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
    I'll never feel the need to take a bullet in the groin just to save my groceries.
    Ok, just hypothetically, what if it was beer?


    What kind?
    there is bad beer?

    I had no idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by retailguy
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
    Quote Originally Posted by MichiganPackerFan
    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Campbell
    I'll never feel the need to take a bullet in the groin just to save my groceries.
    Ok, just hypothetically, what if it was beer?


    What kind?
    there is bad beer?

    I had no idea.
    Now you do
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    That's not bad beer. That's CHEAP beer. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by retailguy
    That's not bad beer. That's CHEAP beer. :P
    You haven't smelled Harv after he's had a few of these. It's a bad beer.
    All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheesehead Craig
    Quote Originally Posted by retailguy
    That's not bad beer. That's CHEAP beer. :P
    You haven't smelled Harv after he's had a few of these. It's a bad beer.
    TMI
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheesehead Craig
    Quote Originally Posted by retailguy
    That's not bad beer. That's CHEAP beer. :P
    You haven't smelled Harv after he's had a few of these. It's a bad beer.
    Sorry. Not interested in "smelling harvey". I'll take your word for it.

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