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    Psychology 101 question:

    How come Nutz, Skinpasket and Ilede the Threat like to make insults through pictures? I think i know.

    For example:

    Skinbasket: "All through high school I was about 5'9" and 145."



    Skinbasket: "Then came college. I stopped doing anything (including eating) and dropped to 135."



    When I could afford food again though, I shot right on up to 200 like a bolt of ky jellied lightning.



    The answer? Feel good, inc.

    (note: I know they will likely view this thread, so as a test, I will not reply or view this thread again after this post. I want to see how they react outside of this)

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    I'm starting to think Auntie-Pooner Bar doesn't like me very much ...

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    You might as respond to him directly. He'll read it. He always does.
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    A TRIBUTE TO OUR FRIEND TYBALT...

    When I was a little boy everybody thought I was, well, different



    But as I got older people started to like me more


    I graduated high school, and boy were the graduation parties crazy



    I got a job at Washington D.C. as an intern. It was O.K. at first



    But then It got really boring




    The one good thing though, was that I met the girl of my dreams



    We went to Atlantic City



    But we lost a lot of Dad's money on gambling



    Not to fear, I still had money for a romantic dinner



    Then outside we shared a magical moment



    We rented a nice place to stayl



    And I was finally gonna get some, until...



    Oh No! I forgot to change my underwear. And she found them!




    She walked out on me and broke my heart



    It's gonna be a long reccovery, but with the help of the man in the sky...





    And a little help from this...



    I know I'll be Ok!

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    Hahaha

    I love these stories complete with pictures. Skinbasket got the ball rolling on it and now it seems everybody is doing it. Even Tank's posts are more enjoyable.

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    Another outlet to pimp my man Chuck Norris!!!!

    Well guys it appears that God has gotten a bit jealous of Chuck, and has used his powers for evil to spite the great Chuck Norris. God is lucky that Chuck doesn't believe in sucide, because if Chuck killed himself, he would show up at the pearly gates. He would then give St. Peter a roundhouse kick that would kill him all over again and send St. Peter to rencarnation. He would then deliver another roundhouse kick to those pearly gates. Chuck would stride in and smash God in the halo with yet again another roundhouse kick. God would beg for mercy, and then give all his powers to Chuck Norris.

    But like I said before, Chuck simply can't die, unless he himself does it. It is the only way Chuck Norris could possibly die, and even then Chuck would give Chuck problems in accomplishing that feat.

    As of now Chuck has to suffer on this Earth until he can find some way to avenge himself.


    Once God canceled Texas Ranger, Chuck was forced to start a new project


    Because of God's cruel hand, Chuck was forced to perform, although unwillingly, in this remake. Chuck being the good man he is, took the roll in hopes to boost the failing career of his buddy Patrick.


    Lets face it, the remake of Dirty Dancing staring Patrick Swayze and Chuck Norris was a huge hit. Unfortunately for Chuck Patrick Swazye ripped Chuck off when it came time to divide the earnings. Chuck may have gone broke, but Swazye was brutally beaten to a bloody pulpy death by Chuck Norris.

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    Nutz, is the whole world obsessed with Chuck Norris now? It was all the rage last year at school. Chuck Norris jokes, Chuck Norris T-shirts, Chuck Norris games. Hell, our class decided to name our two portables Chuck and Norris. Personally, I don't see the greatness in it.
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    Oh my dear BallHawk, you have to be careful what you type and what you say. Even though Chuck may be down on his luck in his professional career, doesn't mean that he is lacking any of his powers, he can hear and see everything. I would think about going back and editing that post above. You never know, Chuck Norris could be on this forum, Look Out!!!!

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    Dr. Nutz, though he may be an adult, he has the mind of child.
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    And I better not go to the Virgin Islands, because I heard Chuck Norris is gonna go there, and devirginate them. Than the'll just be the islands
    "I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley

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    BallHawk=Gary Coleman
    Be careful thats all I am saying


    Listen I am an old man and I am not up to date with all the cool Chuck Norris propaganda going on. Not that I have to explain myself to you, but I just got the Chuck Norris Facts the other day through email and thought they were funnier than shit. Your 14, and didn't grow up watching all the relatively bad Chuck Norris Movies. This is all a spoof on the 1970s and 1980s action hero where they were able to kill whole armies single handedly, and where their machine guns never ran out of bullets.

    Thanks for ruinning my bit buddy.

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    The names of these movies alone...Classic

    Forced Vengeance
    Missing in Action 1, 2 and 3
    Code of Silence
    Invasion USA
    Delta Force 1 and 2

    Good stuff
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    This is museum quality stupidity.

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    I've seen a lot of the Chuck Norris movies: All the missing in actions, Hero and the terror, Lone Wolf McQuade, and others.

    But let's be honest...Jack Bauer could manhandle Chuck Norris anyday.
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    i've had a hankering to watch sidekicks for awhile now. That movie was awesome when I was really young!!

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    And so could Rambo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BallHawk
    I've seen a lot of the Chuck Norris movies: All the missing in actions, Hero and the terror, Lone Wolf McQuade, and others.

    But let's be honest...Jack Bauer could manhandle Chuck Norris anyday.
    the Hero and the Terror was a great flick! I usually didn't like Chuck Norris movies I thought he wasn't buff enough like Stallone and The Gov.

    I Can't stand Queefer Sutherland

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Nutz
    Listen I am an old man and I am not up to date with all the cool Chuck Norris propaganda going on. Not that I have to explain myself to you, but I just got the Chuck Norris Facts the other day through email and thought they were funnier than shit. Your 14, and didn't grow up watching all the relatively bad Chuck Norris Movies. This is all a spoof on the 1970s and 1980s action hero where they were able to kill whole armies single handedly, and where their machine guns never ran out of bullets.

    Thanks for ruinning my bit buddy.
    Why don't you pick on someone your own size? Take Christopher Walken, for instance. Did you know he's running for President in 08? (http://www.walkenforpres.com/)

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    You don't like Jack. Fine, but don't be suprised when he comes to your house tonight and attaches electrodes to you testicles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Partial
    i've had a hankering to watch sidekicks for awhile now. That movie was awesome when I was really young!!
    Sidekicks! YESSS!


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