If you have any post them here.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Excerpt: Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.




http://www.fmylife.com/

Excerpt: Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML