Questions that need to be answered

[pbmax]

I ran out of mustard and now have to buy a new bottle. It's just plain old yellow mustard, nothing fancy. So what the hell am I supposed to do? There are like 10 brands that all look alike, and some crappy store brand produced at the same factory as one of the name brands, except that the bottle looks like it has herpes. Which brand should I choose?

French's
Plochman's
Heinz (should I let politics get in the way of a good yellow mustard)
other?

This is the dark side of Adam Smith's invisible dead hand - so many choices and no way to tell the difference.

This site says Plochman's:
http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/10/w...oney-deli.html

This one says Annie's Natural:
http://www.slashfood.com/2009/09/01/mustard-taste-test/

Annie's is a nice brand for some stuff, but yellow mustard deserves the cheapest available. Get the diseased store brand. Or buy it at Costco and you'll never run out again.

Plochman's. Today, tomorrow, forever. Out local store started carrying it out of the blue (instead of just French's) and it made hot dogs and hamburgers taste 20% better immediately.

Seriously, I did the research. Numbers don't lie.

[Little Whiskey]

The key factor is that you are feeding it to kids. give them what ever is cheap. they don't care, there kids. if they do tell em to buy their own mustard!

[retailguy]

The key factor is that you are feeding it to kids. give them what ever is cheap. they don't care, there kids. if they do tell em to buy their own mustard!

my first thought was "what kids like mustard?", then I remembered that I've got one that does. I dropped that kid on her head when she was young. Explains a lot.

[mraynrand]

Thank God for PBMax. Plochman's it is! That elitist Roark with his Grey Poupon! hopefully his wife is running the hot dog stand over there in Minnetonka, Blaine or Edina or wherever the hell they keep those kids penned in...

[HowardRoark]

Thank God for PBMax. Plochman's it is! That elitist Roark with his Grey Poupon! hopefully his wife is running the hot dog stand over there in Minnetonka, Blaine or Edina or wherever the hell they keep those kids penned in...

You shold slap some of this on their hot dogs some night and see how they react...

[MJZiggy]

Thank God for PBMax. Plochman's it is! That elitist Roark with his Grey Poupon! hopefully his wife is running the hot dog stand over there in Minnetonka, Blaine or Edina or wherever the hell they keep those kids penned in...

You shold slap some of this on their hot dogs some night and see how they react...

My sinuses have been acting up. That might be worth a shot. My kid would love that. He's just not normal.

[Freak Out]

Best mustard I ever had was made with this beer while living in Germany.

http://www.guenzburger-weizen.de/ind...id=1&pageid=17

Gunzburger Rad!

[mraynrand]

Thank God for PBMax. Plochman's it is! That elitist Roark with his Grey Poupon! hopefully his wife is running the hot dog stand over there in Minnetonka, Blaine or Edina or wherever the hell they keep those kids penned in...

You shold slap some of this on their hot dogs some night and see how they react...

[CaptainKickass]

All this talk about mustard?

I thought people would want answers to more serious questions like "What's the meaning and purpose of life?"

Well - The Captain has the answer, but you may not be ready for it.

It's quite simple really, and only 2 words: Breed & Conquer

.

You may now continue with your mustardfestapalooza

[HowardRoark]

All this talk about mustard?

I thought people would want answers to more serious questions like "What's the meaning and purpose of life?"

Well - The Captain has the answer, but you may not be ready for it.

It's quite simple really, and only 2 words: Breed & Conquer

.

You may now continue with your mustardfestapalooza

Kudos on bringing this back to more serious issues.

[mraynrand]

All this talk about mustard?

I thought people would want answers to more serious questions like "What's the meaning and purpose of life?"

Well - The Captain has the answer, but you may not be ready for it.

It's quite simple really, and only 2 words: Breed & Conquer

.

You may now continue with your mustardfestapalooza

Where does the eating of lightly toasted raspberry Pop Tarts fit into your meaning of life scheme?

[CaptainKickass]

All this talk about mustard?

I thought people would want answers to more serious questions like "What's the meaning and purpose of life?"

Well - The Captain has the answer, but you may not be ready for it.

It's quite simple really, and only 2 words: Breed & Conquer

.

You may now continue with your mustardfestapalooza

Where does the eating of lightly toasted raspberry Pop Tarts fit into your meaning of life scheme?

That obviously depends greatly upon what kind of mustard you slather on them.

Haven't you been paying attention?

[mraynrand]

Are you going bald? What is the best solution?

The shave your head solution:



The short buzzcut option (and toss in a goatee, soulpatch, etc. to compensate):



The amazing combover:





The toupee:



Hairplugs (throw in a weave to boot):






Chiahead:



The natural look:




The full wig:



The cheap solution - paint some hair right on there (or get out that extra large sharpie):



Any other ideas? Which way should I go to reverse nature's evil schemes?

[Freak Out]

Freaking Midnight Oil......great band.

[mraynrand]

Freaking Midnight Oil......great band.

agree:

I pray for sense and reason,
Who's gonna shave me?

[retailguy]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

[Little Whiskey]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

i would have went to the bar

[MJZiggy]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

It means you should have paid the bill...




Seriously, though, did you call? They can usually fix whatever went wrong right over the phone.

[Little Whiskey]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

It means you should have paid the bill...




Seriously, though, did you call? They can usually fix whatever went wrong right over the phone.

rain fade. they can't fix that.

[retailguy]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

It means you should have paid the bill...




Seriously, though, did you call? They can usually fix whatever went wrong right over the phone.

It was out until 3 minutes before the end of the game. It was very overcast and really windy here. rained hard after the game.

I usually don't lose the tv, even in a driving rainstorm.

it was odd.