The Perfect Human

[SkinBasket]

That other thread about sticking my cock in celebrities made me remember that we settled this a couple years ago through a highly scientific set of poles. Unsurprisingly Angelina won on the woman side, but Magnum PI pulled off an upset on the male side.

After an incredibly long incubation, the offspring nears completion. Did you know that in the old days, people believed that babies were simply made from balls of sperm? Pregnant ladies must have been hitting every bone in the village to make sure they didn't birth half a baby. Let's just say Angelina's baby will be very healthy. In the meantime:

To review...

Championship:
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...PERFECT-FEMALE
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...E-PERFECT-MALE

Semi-finals:
Doods:
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...Perfect-Male-2
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...Perfect-Male-1
Vaginas:
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...rfect-Female-1
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...rfect-Female-2

Quarters:
ladies:
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-OmegaFemale-4
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-OmegaFemale-3
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-OmegaFemale-2
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-OmegaFemale-1
gentlemen:
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...an-AplhaMale-4
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...an-AplhaMale-3
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...an-AplhaMale-2
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...an-AplhaMale-1

OctupletFinals:
boobs:
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...n-MegaFemale-8
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...n-MegaFemale-7
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...n-MegaFemale-6
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...n-MegaFemale-5
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...n-MegaFemale-4
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...n-MegaFemale-3 (Hillary/banana hybrid blanked!)
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...n-MegaFemale-2
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...n-MegaFemale-1
pecs:
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...man-BetaMale-8
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...man-BetaMale-7
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...man-BetaMale-6
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...man-BetaMale-5
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...man-BetaMale-4
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...man-BetaMale-3
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...man-BetaMale-2
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...man-BetaMale-1

Opening round action:
womenfolk:
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...uman-Female-16
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...ale-Matchup-15
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...uman-Female-14
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...uman-Female-13
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...uman-Female-12
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...uman-Female-11
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...uman-Female-10
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...uman-Female-09
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...uman-Female-08
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...uman-Female-07
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...uman-Female-06
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...uman-Female-05
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...uman-Female-04
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...uman-Female-03
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...uman-Female-02
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...uman-Female-01

dong slingers:
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-Human-Male-16
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...ale-Matchup-15
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-Human-Male-14
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-Human-Male-13
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-Human-Male-12
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-Human-Male-11
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-Human-Male-10
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-Human-Male-09
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-Human-Male-08
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-Human-Male-07
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-Human-Male-06
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-Human-Male-05
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-Human-Male-04
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-Human-Male-03
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-Human-Male-02
http://packerrats.com/showthread.php...-Human-Male-01

[SkinBasket]

The perfect human has been born!

Rejoice!



Stay tuned for updates as he continues his accelerated march toward his mortal death!

[Freak Out]

I really like the photo of Celine Dion......REALLY like it.

[Joemailman]

Not exactly what I was thinking:

[SkinBasket]

Ahhhh... the hubris of science! We have gotten ahead of ourselves. And not in a good way, my uneducated friends. Let us begin... from the beginning.

You see, finding Magnum PI was a complicated task, though simply an afterthought for the intellectual powers of science. It involved renting several VHS copies of the television series from rural gas stations and using geopositional recognition software to locate Higgin's secret lair. A swift raid was organized, and a brief gunfight ensued in which no one was seriously injured, or remarkably even hit by any of the rounds. Unfortunately the Ferrari did not survive and it was required that we blow TC's helicopter out of the sky, which in turn required a quick call to the Coast Guard to rescue him from the shark infested waters and his own culturally induced inability to swim.

Angelina was easier to capture. An add on Craig's list advertised a retarded, molested, deformed black baby with diabetes free to a good home. She was quite surprised to find an iron cage instead of a little boy to collect!

After a few days, the copulation chamber was opened. Unfortunately, Magnum barely survived the experience and is still recuperating:



But science digresses again. Our impregnation complete, it was now time to make sure the elderly womb which you all selected could hold such a powerful fetus. Jolie was sedated and pumped full of more hormones than Ru Paul. After the aforementioned extended gestation period, it would appear that the poor child suffers from a condition which will make his life short, but beautiful. He will age at an alarmingly fast rate. And he will die alone.

Unless!

We create another perfect human.

[Iron Mike]

Ahhhh... the hubris of science! After the aforementioned extended gestation period, it would appear that the poor child suffers from a condition which will make his life short, but beautiful.

Yessssssssssssss...................