Arrigo-for-Patler Rumors Intensify in Bakersfield

[Joemailman]

I've heard Patler is unhappy here because Admin has not aggressively pursued free agent posters to replace Partial and Tyrone Bigguns. If we don't trade Patler, he may retire, get his release from Packerrats, and then go join JoesLockerroom out of spite. Of course, before then, he'll go on Maury Povich and air all his dirty laundry for everyone on ESPN to comment on.
Wouldn't it make more sense to get something for him while we can?

By the way, I am in no way affiliated with JoesLockerroom. I swear.

[Joemailman]

I've heard Patler is unhappy here because Admin has not aggressively pursued free agent posters to replace Partial and Tyrone Bigguns. If we don't trade Patler, he may retire, get his release from Packerrats, and then go join JoesLockerroom out of spite. Of course, before then, he'll go on Maury Povich and air all his dirty laundry for everyone on ESPN to comment on.
Wouldn't it make more sense to get something for him while we can?

By the way, I am in no way affiliated with JoesLockerroom. I swear.

I have no recollection of any of this. What the hell was JoesLockerroom?

[Patler]

If you are too young, too senile or just too forgetful to remember ...

I have no recollection of any of this.

So which category are you in???

[Joemailman]

So which category are you in???

I've always been forgetful, which is cool since people won't notice so much when I become senile.

[sharpe1027]

I've always been forgetful, which is cool since people won't notice so much when I become senile.

Or maybe you've just forgotten about the time when you weren't forgetful.