See, I always felt it represented a goal even though I though it was contrived. Now I think that him doing it would be arrogant and rubbing people's noses in it. Sure, he can do it in the produce aisle, but I think during games he should just jump around and party after a score.
Just don't go to the ground in the produce aisle or you'll get flagged for unportabella conduct.
[QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.