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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Whiskey View Post
    wow
    I meant hot outside. Not in my anus or my intestines or wherever it is farts stay until you push them out. Although they might just be thermally balanced today. Especially with the humidity. In my anus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    I meant hot outside. Not in my anus or my intestines or wherever it is farts stay until you push them out. Although they might just be thermally balanced today. Especially with the humidity. In my anus.

    This one time, I tried paying people in stores with green acorns and they laughed at me.
    interesting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Whiskey View Post
    interesting
    I know, right? So you got any questions about dating or personal hygiene you need answered?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    I know, right? So you got any questions about dating or personal hygiene you need answered?
    What is the etiquette on showering, then shitting, then assuming you'll get oral. Do I shower again if I shit after the shower?
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    This is museum quality stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zool View Post
    What is the etiquette on showering, then shitting, then assuming you'll get oral. Do I shower again if I shit after the shower?
    How much are your balls going to sweat in the time between pooping and sexing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    How much are your balls going to sweat in the time between pooping and sexing?
    I'm going to say a moderate amount. Its been so hot lately.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3irty1 View Post
    This is museum quality stupidity.

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    How can the ladies resist. Sometimes I think I'd rather have Harlan as my wingman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zool View Post
    I'm going to say a moderate amount. Its been so hot lately.
    Is she older or younger than you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zool View Post
    What is the etiquette on showering, then shitting, then assuming you'll get oral. Do I shower again if I shit after the shower?
    what if you shit in the shower?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Whiskey View Post
    what if you shit in the shower?
    You can usually manage to mash it down the drain with your foot. Or so I've been told.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    You can usually manage to mash it down the drain with your foot. Or so I've been told.
    Timeless advice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Whiskey View Post
    what if you shit in the shower?
    Its not really so much what to do with the shit, its more should i re-shower?
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    This is museum quality stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zool View Post
    Its not really so much what to do with the shit, its more should i re-shower?
    At least rinse for courtesy's sake, dude. And since you're already rinsing, you may as well soap up. No one wants to be licking sweaty balls. The more pleasant the task, the more she'll want to do it.
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