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  1. 07-22-2011, 09:12 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    I know, right? So you got any questions about dating or personal hygiene you need answered?
    What is the etiquette on showering, then shitting, then assuming you'll get oral. Do I shower again if I shit after the shower?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zool View Post
    What is the etiquette on showering, then shitting, then assuming you'll get oral. Do I shower again if I shit after the shower?
    How much are your balls going to sweat in the time between pooping and sexing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    How much are your balls going to sweat in the time between pooping and sexing?
    I'm going to say a moderate amount. Its been so hot lately.
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    How can the ladies resist. Sometimes I think I'd rather have Harlan as my wingman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zool View Post
    I'm going to say a moderate amount. Its been so hot lately.
    Is she older or younger than you?
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  6. 07-22-2011, 10:50 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    Is she older or younger than you?
    Younger
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zool View Post
    Younger
    Did you take her virginity? Also, did she take yours?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    Did you take her virginity? Also, did she take yours?
    It was given not taken. You're the only rapist/surprise sex advocate here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zool View Post
    What is the etiquette on showering, then shitting, then assuming you'll get oral. Do I shower again if I shit after the shower?
    what if you shit in the shower?
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  10. 07-22-2011, 10:21 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Whiskey View Post
    what if you shit in the shower?
    You can usually manage to mash it down the drain with your foot. Or so I've been told.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    You can usually manage to mash it down the drain with your foot. Or so I've been told.
    Timeless advice
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  12. 07-22-2011, 10:44 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Whiskey View Post
    Timeless advice
    Not true. In the future we will evolve to have soft hooves.
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  13. 07-22-2011, 10:51 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Whiskey View Post
    what if you shit in the shower?
    Its not really so much what to do with the shit, its more should i re-shower?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zool View Post
    Its not really so much what to do with the shit, its more should i re-shower?
    At least rinse for courtesy's sake, dude. And since you're already rinsing, you may as well soap up. No one wants to be licking sweaty balls. The more pleasant the task, the more she'll want to do it.
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  15. 07-22-2011, 11:43 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy View Post
    At least rinse for courtesy's sake, dude. And since you're already rinsing, you may as well soap up. No one wants to be licking sweaty balls. The more pleasant the task, the more she'll want to do it.
    Speak for yourself.
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  16. 07-22-2011, 12:04 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freak Out View Post
    Speak for yourself.
    So noted.
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